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Captiontime #223

By Davezilla 20 February, 2008Caption Time, Freaks29 Comments

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Captiontime #220

By Davezilla 08 February, 2008Caption Time32 Comments

Caption Time #219

By Davezilla 31 January, 2008Caption Time50 Comments

Call Me Mr. Clean

By Davezilla 27 June, 2006Original Humor55 Comments

OK, time to come clean. As many of you know, in May I became an African priest of the Lukumí religion. Go me. What you don't know are the restrictions placed on me, which of late have been leading to some fairly hilarious situations. For example, I have to wear all white. Head to toe. Every day. For a year. Really. I also cannot drink for a year, go to parties, movies or or restaurants. Basically, stay home and be good for a year. I know what you are thinking, and yes, Natalie and I can still do that. I…

McGavin-Knotts-Weaver Coincidences

By Davezilla 28 February, 2006Original Humor59 Comments

All three had cheesy television shows in the 1970s All three were male actors All three favored ugly hats All three starred in TV roles as law enforcement officers All three died within 24 hours of each other Their birth months are sequential (McGavin = May, Weaver = June, Knotts = July) Darren McGavin has an 'a' in his first and last name Don Knotts has an 'o' in his first and last name Dennis Weaver has an 'e' in his first and last name All three have 2 'n's in between their first and last names The number of…

Honeymoon Poem. Finally, a talent equal to Tiny Tim

By Davezilla 14 November, 2004Observations34 Comments

If you've ever had any doubts whether or not Britney Spears has any talent, let me shoot them in the foot right now, then bend those doubts over, give them a knee to the groin, pull their shirt over their head and sweep their legs. Perhaps I am being too harsh. Perhaps it is because I have been watching martial arts movies all morning. I am of course, referring to Britney's "Honeymoon Poem." It is, if I may quote George Bush, "A catastrophic success." Forget all the inane LiveJournal goth poetry you've ever begrudgingly read. This one beats them all.…