Tag: women

  • Is gravity increasing? Or is the photographer shrinking?

    Seems to happen every time women cram together for a photo.

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  • What Men Say vs. What Women Hear

    When we describe ourselves as being, “Super athletic.” You hear, “Flexes in front of the mirror. Every. Damn. Day.” When we describe ourselves as, “A big guy.” You hear, “A big, fat guy.” When we describe ourselves as being, “Quick-witted.” You hear, “Lies quickly.” When we describe ourselves as, “A traveler.” You hear, “Cheats on…

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  • What Women Say vs. What Men Hear

    When you describe yourself as being, “Svelte.” We hear, “Bulimic.” When you describe yourself as being, “Curvy.” We hear, “Fat.” When you describe yourself as being, “Buxom.” We hear, “Morbidly obese.” When you describe yourself as, “Creative.” We hear, “Kinky.” When you describe yourself as, “Having classic looks.” We hear, “6/10.” When you describe yourself…

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  • Tourism Rule No. 23: Blend In

    Call me picky, but this isn’t how one blends in when wandering about Detroit.

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  • Things I Learned from Movies, Part III

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