Skip to content

Davezilla

Clean humor, filthy comments.

  • Home
  • About
  • Contact

Tag: wife

Observations

Sleep deprivation

29 March, 201330 October, 2013

LIZZ: “That’s it, honey.” [SITTING UP, ROCKING IN BED] ME: “What are you doing?” LIZZ: “I just… I have to stay awake and…to make sure […]

Observations

Worst Gifts to Give Your Girlfriend or Wife

15 December, 2008

The Good Wife’s Guide A weight scale The phone numbers of every stripper you’ve ever met A porcupine Instruction and Advice for the Young Bride […]

SUBSCRIBE OR DIE

Enter your email address to subscribe to this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email.

Epic Posts

  • The truth behind FUPA
  • IKEA products that sound dirty, but aren't
  • English Teacher Pickup Lines
  • I don’t know how Winter Olympics work
  • Sarah Marshall? Forgotten. Big Giant Geek Penis? Sadly, Never.
  • Lies clients (still) tell freelancers
  • The very last time
  • New Constellations
  • Demon Sperm
  • Anybody?

WHAT SHE SAID

  • Lung the Younger on My cat feels attacked by this post
  • Lung the Younger on SRSLY
  • Lung the Younger on Happy Wednesday!
  • chevychic on Happy Wednesday!
  • Lung the Younger on Karen? That damned squirrel is back.

GATHERING DUST

  • December 2020
  • July 2020
  • June 2020
  • May 2020
  • April 2020
  • March 2020
  • February 2020
  • January 2020
  • December 2019
  • November 2019
  • October 2019
  • September 2019

Copyright © 2020 | All rights reserved. All wrongs righted. All lefts ignored. Fabulist by Shark Themes