LIZZ: “That’s it, honey.” [SITTING UP, ROCKING IN BED] ME: “What are you doing?” LIZZ: “I just… I have to stay awake and…to make sure the baby doesn’t fall asleep on me.” ME: “What? I didn’t even hear you get out of bed.” LIZZ “Oh. My. God. I am losing my mind.” ME: “What?!?” LIZZ: […]
Worst Gifts to Give Your Girlfriend or Wife
The Good Wife’s Guide A weight scale The phone numbers of every stripper you’ve ever met A porcupine Instruction and Advice for the Young Bride Manual A mustard sandwich An extension cord, used A box of rust An ultimatum What gifts would you shy away from giving?