Tag: sex

  • Fantasy Movies that Should Have Been

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    What fantasy movies did you think up?

  • What Ad Writers Say to Each Other in Bed

    Taste the rainbow! Just do it! Zoom Zoom! Think different. Finger-lickin’ good! Are you a Cadbury’s Fruit & Nut case? Clap on, clap off Wii would like to play Now you’re playing with power! Rip, slip, brush..Ahhh! Reach out and touch someone. We try harder. The quick picker upper. A little dab’ll do ya. Have…

    What ad writers say to each other in bed
  • What Men Say vs. What Women Hear

    When we describe ourselves as being, “Super athletic.” You hear, “Flexes in front of the mirror. Every. Damn. Day.” When we describe ourselves as, “A big guy.” You hear, “A big, fat guy.” When we describe ourselves as being, “Quick-witted.” You hear, “Lies quickly.” When we describe ourselves as, “A traveler.” You hear, “Cheats on…

  • What Women Say vs. What Men Hear

    When you describe yourself as being, “Svelte.” We hear, “Bulimic.” When you describe yourself as being, “Curvy.” We hear, “Fat.” When you describe yourself as being, “Buxom.” We hear, “Morbidly obese.” When you describe yourself as, “Creative.” We hear, “Kinky.” When you describe yourself as, “Having classic looks.” We hear, “6/10.” When you describe yourself…

  • My sex education class was a little different

  • Sex on a Hot Tin Roof

    I used to have a cat named Sex. I didn’t name it. My roommate Chris H. had the honors. He was inspired by a mutual friend, Kevin F. who had cats named Gravity and Reality. Chris’ rationale was it would be hilarious to yell “SEEEEEEEEX! Here Sex! Come on, pussy,” across the neighborhood. Consequently we…

  • Good to know!

  • Friday Question #6

      Have you ever thought about mundane things (like taxes or groceries) during sex?  

  • Captiontime #224