Tag: satan

  • Dear Satan,

    Seeing as how the world and its population have changed dramatically over the centuries, I have some suggestions for you on expanding Hell to accommodate some of Earth’s newer denizens. Please add new sections to Hell for the following: Cyber Squatters who hold onto URLs. Double Dippers at parties. People who park in handicapped spots…

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    Davezilla

  • The Fifth Circle of Hell

    CANTO XIII: In most of the United States, when it’s time to renew your driver’s license, or get new tabs for your plates, you might go to the DMV (Dept. of Motor Vehicles). Not so in Michigan. We go to the Secretary of State—known to Dante Alighieri as the Fifth Circle of Hell. It is…

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  • I rarely have snappy comebacks

    …but today I nailed one without skipping a beat. [SCENE: Starbucks] Woman: “Ahem. Is that an Apple product?” Me: “Yes, it’s a G4 Laptop” Woman: “Well, you must be a devil worshipper, because only Democrats and satanists use Apple products.” Me: “Why, I am a devil worshipper. Did the Mac give it away?”

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    Davezilla