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Of late I have been ordering iced black tea, mixed with lemonade at Starbucks. One day, the cashier yells to the barista, “An Arnold Palmer. Venti,” to which the barista repsonded, “What the hell is that?” “Well that’s the name of that drink. We call them that at the other store.” That got me to…