Tag: Observations
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Complete this sentence #15
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14 year-old Thanksgiving memories
Thuisrday, 11am dear deadjournal readers, this may be the last u hear from me. no, i promise no more suicide attempts. 3 years in a row and kurt cobain STILL hasn’t contacted me. wanker. i’m sure u smell real good now, kurt. as good as courtney’s ruby starfruit. lol!! i fear this is the end.…
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In the Beginning, God created the hobbits and the dwarves…
Have you read about the ridiculous goings-on in Georgia schools? They are actually placing “evolution is a theory” stickers in science books? If not, here is the actual sticker being placed into high school science books (Yes, in this century). This textbook contains material on evolution. Evolution is a theory, not a fact, regarding the…
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Overheard: Q’Doba Edition
Was eating in a local Mexican chain and the New Age Hippie Beast next to me in line carried on the following conversation: Line Cook (LC): What would you like, Ma’am? New Age Hippie Beast (NAHB): I want … that vegetable grilled buh-meeta? LC: Fajita? NAHB: That’s the one. LC: What kind of salsa would…
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Complete this sentence #14, Victoria’s Secret Edition
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Random Effluvia
I would like to build a popcorn-powered car. It would make a pleasing sound when driving and the exhaust would be tasty and make small birds happy. Teeth never inflate when you inhale, cause that would look really stupid. I ’m glad it never rains skunks and porcupines. I heard someone say that we need to…
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Overheard: Small change edition
Me: I’ll have a cappuccino with an extra shot. Barista: That’ll be $4.03. Me: [hands her a $20] Barista: Don’t you have anything smaller? Me: Yes, I have some nickels. Barista: … viagra free viagra buy viagra online generic viagra how does viagra work cheap viagra buy viagra buy viagra online inurl viagra 6 free…
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Note to self: 5,099
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Honeymoon Poem. Finally, a talent equal to Tiny Tim
If you’ve ever had any doubts whether or not Britney Spears has any talent, let me shoot them in the foot right now, then bend those doubts over, give them a knee to the groin, pull their shirt over their head and sweep their legs. Perhaps I am being too harsh. Perhaps it is because…
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Note to self: 5,072
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Note to self: 5,071
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