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As the waiter brings food to another table, pull out a shotgun and scream, “That’s my food! Goddamn, you thieving bastard!” and fire a warning shot into the waiter’s kneecap. Then look at the food, and with a confused look proclaim, “Oh, oops. That’s not what I ordered. My bad.” When they ask, “How does everything taste,” you answer, “Oh it’s de-LISH! Here, you try some. Now don’t be shy. Here comes the choo-choo train, open wide!” When they give you a complimentary breadbasket, jump up on the table and scream, “Free bread?!? Hallelujah!” and do cartwheels through the restaurant.…

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