DAUGHTER: “Daddy? I need a new diaper.” ME: “You do? OK, I think we can handle that.” ME: “Oh, this is a bad one.” DAUGHTER: “Don’t worry, Daddy. It’s only poop. It not bite you.”
Letting my 10 month-old girl play on my laptop. She manages to call up Pope Francis’ Twitter page and turn off the TV.
I caught my 10 month-old gnawing on our Pug’s Busy Bone. On the plus side, at least she’ll have a shiny coat.
Something I thought I’d never have to say, “Honey, please let go of the dog’s penis.” #babymeme #dadproblems