What ad writers say to each other in bed

What Ad Writers Say to Each Other in Bed

05 November, 2013Posted inObservations
Taste the rainbow! Just do it! Zoom Zoom! Think different. Finger-lickin' good! Are you a Cadbury's Fruit & Nut case? Clap on, clap off Wii would like to play Now you're playing with power! Rip, slip, brush..Ahhh! Reach out and touch someone. We try harder. The quick picker upper. A little dab'll do ya. Have it your way. Get N or get out Do you have the bunny inside? Let's make things better Live in Your world, play in ours Neighbor's envy, owner's pride Co-written by Chocolate Razor. This post originally appeared on Davezilla in 2008 but was ruined by…

What I Learned from Prescription Drug Ads

19 February, 2013Posted inObservations3 Comments
Single folk don't take prescription drugs. Only straight, married couples do. The people who take prescription drugs own Golden Retrievers. They wear matching sweaters tied around their necks and take long walks down the beach. They have unlimited resources for traveling to exotic locales. Only white and black people take prescription drugs. Asians, Hispanics, Pacific Islanders, etc. apparently don't need prescription drugs. Side effects are generally worse than the conditions being treated. Anti-depression drugs cause depression and lead to thoughts of suicide. Wait. Wut? All of this leads me to postulate that if you're white, married and retired, avoid wearing…