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Lies clients (still) tell freelancers

Posted by By Davezilla 07 April, 2020Posted inObservations
“When we go IPO, your cut will be huge.”“This is the kind of project that will make your career. You can practically write your own future after this.”“I need you…
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What ad writers say to each other in bed

What Ad Writers Say to Each Other in Bed

Posted by By Davezilla 05 November, 2013Posted inObservations
Taste the rainbow! Just do it! Zoom Zoom! Think different. Finger-lickin' good! Are you a Cadbury's Fruit & Nut case? Clap on, clap off Wii would like to play Now…
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Fuck the duck

Posted by By Davezilla 30 October, 2013Posted inObservations
Is it just me, or does anyone else wish that stupid Aflac duck died from his injuries? I hate those commercials!
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What I Learned from Prescription Drug Ads

Posted by By Davezilla 19 February, 2013Posted inObservations3 Comments
Single folk don't take prescription drugs. Only straight, married couples do. The people who take prescription drugs own Golden Retrievers. They wear matching sweaters tied around their necks and take…
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Insightful Disclaimer

Posted by By Davezilla 14 January, 2011Posted inwtf1 Comment
Read more things real people don't say about advertising.
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Ad Placement FAIL

Posted by By Davezilla 19 April, 2009Posted inObservations11 Comments
In advertising, location is everything Via April Winchell
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