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By Davezilla 07 August, 2004Observations21 Comments

The gynaecology has a facelift

By Davezilla 06 August, 2004Uncategorized18 Comments

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By Davezilla 05 August, 2004Uncategorized29 Comments

Satan in ’04

By Davezilla 04 August, 2004Uncategorized20 Comments

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By Davezilla 02 August, 2004Observations16 Comments

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Ten things that disturb me about the Jolly Green Giant

By Davezilla 31 July, 2004Observations8 Comments

He wears a tattered and threadbare tunic with a brand new red scarf. Isn't aware that green hair is so 1979. Won't let us see what Mrs. Giant looks like. Responsible for the accidental stepping deaths of 23 American farmers each year. His urine stream causes local flooding. The Giant's enormous fingers are the reason for all those dented cans on the shelves. Dandruff often mistaken for major hailstorm. Claims to have never heard of the Chupacabra His scarf is long enough to be one of Christo's works. Little Sprout is always trying to upskirt him.

Betty Crocker: Hot or Not?

By Davezilla 30 July, 2004Uncategorized8 Comments

It’s baddass with the butterfly

By Davezilla 29 July, 2004Observations18 Comments

Enough said

By Davezilla 28 July, 2004Observations23 Comments

Things we’d like to see

By Davezilla 27 July, 2004Observations22 Comments

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