Definition of an Asshole

Definition of an Asshole

How do we know for a fact that he’s an asshole? Look at the damning evidence:

  1. He’s parked in a no-parking zone.
  2. He’s parked half on the curb.
  3. He drives a Hummer.
  4. And not just any Hummer.
  5. A Hummer stretch limousine.
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  1. Correct me if I am wrong, but isn’t that the Guvinator’s official vehicle?


  2. Spud

    Well, I’m glad you asked the question Davige on how we can tell he’s an arsehole, the correct answer follows in three parts.

    1. Yes, it is a Hummer (thereby it’s agiven fact)
    2. The bastard parked on the kerb (arsehole)
    3. The colour is all wrong for a hummer (rich prick)

    Today’s words of wisdom are brought to you by your local Cowboy 247.

    Save a horse, ride a Cowboy

  3. A Hummer used to be an enjoyable sex act.

    Now it’s a glorified Suburban.

    How sad. :-?:

  4. mikeB

    I’ll only vote for Bush if he makes Hummers illegal. But since he passed a law making them exempt from federal emissions laws, I doubt that will ever happen. 🙄

  5. Esther

    May as well have a bumper sticker on the back that states: “Yes, Virginia, I do have a tiny penis!”:razz:

  6. I think the mileage for those things is 15 feet per gallon.

  7. Lord knows I’ve saved a few horses in my day. ::sigh:: (Everybody knows cowboys are my weakness.)

    And Esther, when I first read that, I thought it said, “Yes, VAGINA, I do have a tiny penis.” It still fits, though.

    Well, not fits, but makes sense!

  8. Frisko

    Cowboys are definately on the weakness list, hmmmm
    Hummers drivers are impaired. Lucky for all the drivers on the road that he is parked, and not in traffic.


  9. If that’s a hummer stretch, isn’t the guy also blocking that driveway just behind there?


  10. Yeah, he’s actually blocking a parking structure entrance. I had to wait to get my car out cause this jerk blocked in 700 people.

  11. ReV.JeLLyBaBy

    Maybe he’s a really nice person and needs all that interior space to transport orphans to various place like Disney land?

    Or to take sick animals to the vets?

    Do you know what they call this guy at the local orphange?

    They call him Dad……

  12. Anna

    How come everyone assumes it’s a guy who ownes this glorified toilet? People with (little):boobs::boobs: can also have bad taste.

  13. plopsie

    anyone who drives a hummer has a two-inch dick.

    and that includes the women.

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