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By Davezilla 17 January, 2005Uncategorized26 Comments

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By Davezilla 16 January, 2005Uncategorized17 Comments

Note to self: 5,401-5,403

By Davezilla 15 January, 2005Observations17 Comments

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By Davezilla 14 January, 2005Observations21 Comments

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By Davezilla 13 January, 2005Observations15 Comments

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By Davezilla 12 January, 2005Uncategorized27 Comments

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By Davezilla 11 January, 2005Uncategorized26 Comments

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By Davezilla 10 January, 2005Uncategorized12 Comments

Anagram Interview: Ashlee Simpson

By Davezilla 09 January, 2005Observations12 Comments

DISCLAIMER: Before you scratch your head or send me hate mail, please note that this is a fake interview. The answers were created by rearranging the letters in Ashlee Simpson [anagramming].

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By Davezilla 08 January, 2005Uncategorized17 Comments

Performance

By Davezilla 07 January, 2005Observations14 Comments

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