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By Davezilla 01 January, 2006Announcements48 Comments

I guess I never did get around to updating this site's appearance last year. There are of course, a few bugs, missing features and visual tweaks still. Safari is not displaying the comment editing buttons, but you can tell what they are by hovering your mouse over them. More new features to come over the week. Stay tuned…

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By Davezilla 01 January, 2006Caption Time40 Comments

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2006 New Years Resolutions

By Davezilla 31 December, 2005Observations32 Comments

Every year since this site began in 1995, I have posted my resolutions. To date, I am still not King of the World, Master of Time, Space and Depravity, but I am still trying. Continue on my yearly mission to find a cure for clowns and mimes Catering to my 15 year-old cat's ever changing whims Discover a cure for skorts and gauchos Lobby for a Federal Bill to make wearing of mullets at the workplace a punishable crime Progressive cities like Toronto have declared it completely legal for women to go topless in public. Should a forward-thinking nation like…

Ten things to do at a New Year’s Eve party

By Davezilla 30 December, 2005Observations29 Comments

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By Davezilla 29 December, 2005Uncategorized22 Comments

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By Davezilla 28 December, 2005Uncategorized18 Comments

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Caption Time #86

By Davezilla 27 December, 2005Caption Time21 Comments

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By Davezilla 26 December, 2005Uncategorized28 Comments

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By Davezilla 25 December, 2005Uncategorized19 Comments

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By Davezilla 24 December, 2005Observations78 Comments

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Last Minute Gift Ideas

By Davezilla 23 December, 2005Observations27 Comments

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Overheard: Oyster Bar Edition

By Davezilla 22 December, 2005Observations27 Comments

After finding the impossible present for Natalie today, I was quite proud and decided to celebrate at my luck by stopping at Tom's Oyster Bar for some chowdah and a Guinness, henceforth known as the best lunch ever. Nearby was a boisterous couple. Their conversation was both amusing and ridiculous. I jotted down as much as I could on a napkin for your enjoyment, because I love you. Background: She is from Miami and met him online. He wants her to move in with him, but she wants a ring on her finger first. All of her earthly possessions are…