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Note to Self

02 January, 200623 Comments

Trader Joe’s vegetarian burritos are combustible and may explode upon contact with fork.

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  1. Fran
    02 January, 2006,

    That’s strange because when I have burritos, the explosion occurs much later. 😳

  2. Nina
    02 January, 2006,

    😀 I’m surprised that they don’t have warning about that on the package. Especially since people sue over the craziest things anymore.

  3. Davezilla
    02 January, 2006,

    [Comment ID #16208 Will Be Quoted Here]

    Testing the comment quoting feature. :java:

  4. Esther
    02 January, 2006,

    This message is also true about Hot Pockets, even after you’ve waited for it to cool down for the amount of time the package states. They also give your lips lovely second-degree burns. Yummy. 👿

  5. cbatdux
    02 January, 2006,

    Explosions usually occur at contact with toilet seat.

  6. Nikki
    02 January, 2006,

    [Comment ID #16216 Will Be Quoted Here]

    This is too much fun. Everytime I visit, there’s a new toy to play with.

    :kiss:

  7. starheler
    02 January, 2006,

    i love the new look sorry about new years my boyfrind read it i am now grounded from the wine celler :limp: :limp:

  8. rust
    02 January, 2006,

    The study of women’s bums should also include …. errr… maybe we shouldn’t talk about that particular aspect of anatomy
    :limp:

  9. Nina
    02 January, 2006,

    I agree with Nikki! I see the link of the day is back. YEAH!

    😆

  10. GFL
    02 January, 2006,

    The vegan or the buritto??? :puke:

  11. Cherish
    02 January, 2006,

    Tell me Dave?

    How long did it take before you opened that blue ass in Photoshop and CMD-I’d?

  12. Spud
    02 January, 2006,

    How many burrito’s are too many?

    1-5
    5-10
    more?

    ❓

  13. Spud
    02 January, 2006,

    Houston we have a problem.

    Comment adding takes you to a code box (not so bad)
    It does not return you to either the comments page or the website. (not good)
    Comment numbers are not changing on either lead page or the top of the comments page.

    This service has been provided free of charge by Spud Inc.

    :geek:

  14. Skipperobi
    02 January, 2006,

    Where can I get more smurf porn? :wtf:

  15. JFLY
    02 January, 2006,

    I’m so confused! I’m rolling over and going to back to sleep… 😐

  16. Mandy
    03 January, 2006,

    Does anyone else think that “Dave’s burrito exploding” might be code for something else? :wang:

  17. Duker
    03 January, 2006,

    ………SIGHH………Heh girls, show me your :boob: :boob:’s and I’ll show you Dave’s :wang:, OK??……………………………………………………………………………………………signed, Dave’s bi boyfriend Sebastion. :limp: :kiss: 😛 😛 :wang: 😛 😛 :wtf: ❓ :limp: :dead:

  18. Esther
    03 January, 2006,

    [Comment ID #16242 Will Be Quoted Here]

    Neat. O.

    Also, what Spud said. 😕

  19. Davezilla
    03 January, 2006,

    [Comment ID #16335 Will Be Quoted Here]

    Ahem. Oh really? :wtf:

  20. Davezilla
    03 January, 2006,

    [Comment ID #16319 Will Be Quoted Here]

    I am aware of it. I can’t access the generated page from Spam Karma, but I will be turning it off soon as the New Years attacks seem to be ending (I had 500+ spam comments on Sunday). I am still disturbed by the numbers not updating. I need to determine if this is from a plugin, or a bug in the new version of WordPress. I suspect it’s a plugin.

  21. mitch smith
    03 January, 2006,

    Burrito bursting boldy blantantly, billowing blue bubbles.

  22. Bobby
    04 January, 2006,

    Where can I sign up to be a judge? Can you imagine getting paid to look at women’s butts? That’s the kind of job I want… :wang:

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