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I've been very busy lately, architecting new micro sites for Chevy. I worked on two promotions, the HHR microsite, and this one, HHRYA. Normally, I don't pimp out my work on this site, but HHRYA is pretty cool. Similar to a Hot or Not idea, you send in pics and vids of HHR, not just the car, anything with HHR (Photoshop allowed) and vote on them as many times as you want. Some of the videos are hilarious. My personal favorite is this fellow. Now, knowing how creative my readers are, I'm certain you could do better. Winner gets an…

Today I witnessed the worst attempt at a pickup I have ever seen, and believe me, that is really saying something. The woman was attractive in a standard, tan, blonde Barbie-Doll kind of way. Well-dressed, curvy and just sexy enough to make most men snap their necks around. So she was in line buying a coffee when out of nowhere, this annoying, spiky-haired guy bursts in and gets about six inches from her face. "Yo baby, I can make you a model. You'll be making ten thou a day. No prob! Serious! You so hot, baby." Naturally she was repulsed…

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Oftentimes one finds oneself without the proper quip or epigram for a given situation. In such times, I prefer to look to the arts — particularly trashy movies — for inspiration. Below are my new favorites. Feel free to use them on coworkers and bosses in response to… well anything, really. "You get out of here! And take your hand with you!" El Mariachi "Didn't I kill you already?" Hellboy "Pai Mei taught you the five point palm exploding-heart technique?" Kill Bill, Vol II "Yes. We can rebuild. Enlarge the containment field. Make it bigger and stronger than ever! But…

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Warning: Movie spoiler ahead Well, not really, but if you're a stickler for not knowing anything about a movie in advance, don't say I didn't warn you. So I went to see WotW by myself Sunday and as always, sat directly in front of the stupid couple that have to explain every single scene to each other. Some examples of the inanity: Scene: Tom Cruise is playing catch with his son. His son hates him, and not just because he is a scene-stealing, cradle-robbing Scientologist. So Tom throws him a fast ball, and he steps aside to make sure it…

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