Category: Observations

  • How not to eat sushi

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    I ate sushi at Katana in Royal Oak last night. Katana used to be a very trendy spot—almost pickup joint—with beautiful people and even more beautiful waitresses. Granted, I have not eaten there in six months and things seemed to have changed. At first I thought I was in a Sopranos episode. Every table save…

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  • OMG, an eagle!

    C.C.: [Points out car window] “Oh look! An eagle! OMG, it’s totally an eagle!” Me: “Um, that’s not an eagle. That’s just a crow with a piece of bread in its mouth.” C.C.: “Uh, huh. You’re right. OK. This does not leave this car.” Me: “The hell it doesn’t.” T.T.: “And to think, we get…

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  • One President to Rule them All

    Wow, I should have posted more drinking rules for last night’s Presidential debate. We could have been hammered from the following observations: One beer every time McCain said “My preciousssssss, I mean, my friennnnds.” One beer every time Obama ran over the one minute speaking limit One beer every time McCain hunched over and slunk…

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  • VP Debate Drinking Rules

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    Tonight is the debate between Vice Presidential nominees, Sarah Palin (R) and Joe Biden (D). It promises to be a bloodbath. Let’s all establish some drinking rules. Please add any I’ve missed: Debate Drinking Rule #1: 1 beer every time they interrupt each other. Debate Drinking Rule #2: 1 beer every time she mentions hockey,…

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  • Horseshit?

    Some influential bloggers have been wafting back and forth as to whether or not McCain said “horseshit” live during the debates. I am offering up some possibilities. Listen to the audio yourself and decide then leave your translation in the comments, puh-leeeze. Horschack Shadrach, Meshach, Abednego Horse Radish Whore’s tit Hoary Marmot Attention Whore Morse…

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  • Bring it, bitch! Shit is on!

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  • Gumbolaya

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    Me: “May I have a cup of corn chowder with that?” Waitress: “We don’t have the chowder today. We have Chili and Gumbolaya.” Me: “Gumbo-laya? Did you mean Gumbo or Jambalaya?” Waitress: “Yes, Gumbolaya.” [Lizz stares across the table at me, wide-eyed] Me: “OK, I’ll try some, if only to see what it is.” [Waitress…

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  • What?

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  • Simple math

    (Based on yesterday’s post…)

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  • Things I Learned from Movies, Part III

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