Month: January 2010

  • 10 Things Women Never Say

    Do we have to get a puppy? I mean, look at that adorable tarantula! I just nuked a bitch. Your wedding dress is so fuckin’ badass. Fuckin’-a right, I’m robbin’ a bank! The dishes can wait. You need a lap dance. Cobra hunting? Be still, my heart! You don’t have all I can eat. You…

  • Get your rocks off

  • 10 Words Men Never Use

    Merriment Cherish Giddy Scrumptious Sparkly Vag Toodles Precious Pocketbook Slacks What words would you add to this list?

  • 2010 Spring Fashions

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  • Caption Time #300

  • Everything I Learned About Homes, I Learned from HGTV

    If you don’t have an island in your kitchen, your home will never sell. Buyers want an island. If you have the wrong kind of island in your kitchen, you’ll ruin your home No one will want to buy it. Laminate flooring is a high quality, inexpensive material to give you the look of real…

  • Attention iPhone Owners

    I just added a mobile theme to Davezilla.com to make it easier to read when you’re stuck waiting at the clinic (I won’t ask which one), waiting at the DMV, or avoiding listening to a boring meeting at work. I believe this theme is also optimized for Android, iTouch and the Palm Pre. Presumably this…