Do we have to get a puppy? I mean, look at that adorable tarantula! I just nuked a bitch. Your wedding dress is so fuckin’ […]
Month: January 2010
10 Words Men Never Use
Merriment Cherish Giddy Scrumptious Sparkly Vag Toodles Precious Pocketbook Slacks What words would you add to this list?
Everything I Learned About Homes, I Learned from HGTV
If you don’t have an island in your kitchen, your home will never sell. Buyers want an island. If you have the wrong kind of […]
Attention iPhone Owners
I just added a mobile theme to Davezilla.com to make it easier to read when you’re stuck waiting at the clinic (I won’t ask which […]