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Month: March 2008

Observations

What’s your best insult ever?

30 March, 200805 November, 2013

Last night we were sitting at a crowded bar when this trampy woman with a bottle or two of cheap perfume on, smashed into Lizz […]

Caption Time

Captiontime #226

29 March, 200805 November, 2013
Observations

Complete this sentence #42

27 March, 200805 November, 2013

It takes a real man to be a _______________.

Freaks, Observations, wtf

Fashion tips from Davezilla

25 March, 200805 November, 2013

I don’t mind when a person wants to shave their head bald, but if they have a head shape that makes them look like a […]

wtf

With great power comes great responsibility

24 March, 200805 November, 2013

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Observations

Annoying words and phrases

21 March, 200805 November, 2013

snacks rinky-dink kudos jumped the shark perfect storm trifecta “Let’s take this offline” hinky bat-shit crazy What words and phrases do you find annoying?

Caption Time

Captiontime #225

19 March, 200805 November, 2013

Image via Nicolette

Funny Signs, wtf

BJs Coming Soon!

19 March, 200805 November, 2013
Freaks, wtf

What not to wear to work

16 March, 200805 November, 2013

So I went to get my hair cut. I go to a female stylist. Before you make any metrosexual jokes, let me explain my rationale. […]

Observations

Whatever blows your skirt up

14 March, 200805 November, 2013

Image via Lung the Younger

Observations

What ad writers say in bed

12 March, 200825 July, 2017

Taste the rainbow! Just do it! Zoom Zoom! Think different. Finger-lickin’ good! Are you a Cadbury’s Fruit & Nut case? Clap on, clap off Wii […]

Observations

More people we dislike #18

10 March, 200825 July, 2017

Comcast Tech Support, for having service interruptions all fucking week Lane drifters, Sunday or not Guys who change their clothes at Armani Exchange outside the […]

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