Last night we were sitting at a crowded bar when this trampy woman with a bottle or two of cheap perfume on, smashed into Lizz […]
Month: March 2008
Fashion tips from Davezilla
I don’t mind when a person wants to shave their head bald, but if they have a head shape that makes them look like a […]
Annoying words and phrases
snacks rinky-dink kudos jumped the shark perfect storm trifecta “Let’s take this offline” hinky bat-shit crazy What words and phrases do you find annoying?
What not to wear to work
So I went to get my hair cut. I go to a female stylist. Before you make any metrosexual jokes, let me explain my rationale. […]
What ad writers say in bed
Taste the rainbow! Just do it! Zoom Zoom! Think different. Finger-lickin’ good! Are you a Cadbury’s Fruit & Nut case? Clap on, clap off Wii […]
More people we dislike #18
Comcast Tech Support, for having service interruptions all fucking week Lane drifters, Sunday or not Guys who change their clothes at Armani Exchange outside the […]