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Caption Time #201

By Davezilla 10 October, 2007Caption Time56 Comments

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Things you probably should avoid doing at the border patrol booth

By Davezilla 08 October, 2007Observations29 Comments

When asked if you have food to declare, ask if human remains count. Tell the patrol official to, "kindly hurry the fuck up." "No. You cannot look in my trunk. I just met you." As proof of ID, supply a pact with Satan written in blood. "I'll have a double cheeseburger and a large Coke." Recite your responses to the officials to the tune of the opera, Carmen. Pull out one passport randomly from a large stack of them and say, "My name is Bourne. Jason Bourne." "You didn't ask me what planet I was born on." "You know, you…

Don’t be a trobe

By Davezilla 06 October, 2007Freaks47 Comments

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She tooks steroids?

By Davezilla 05 October, 2007Uncategorized22 Comments

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Caption Time #200

By Davezilla 04 October, 2007Caption Time29 Comments

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Not dead.

By Davezilla 03 October, 2007Announcements20 Comments

Ugh. Mucho apologies for my absence. I've been ill. Getting better. Writing some new posts. Up by midnight. morning Carry on without me.

Tribes: Over Smilers

By Davezilla 01 October, 2007Observations51 Comments

I hate them. The Over Smilers. They ruin photos, frighten children and cause cows to dry up with their wan expressions and lipless grimaces. First introduced to the United States in the 1950s by the Dutch, they were inbred nearly to extinction in the area now known as Glamour Shots.viagra free viagra buy viagra online generic viagra how does viagra work cheap viagra buy viagra buy viagra online inurl viagra 6 free samples viagra online viagra for women viagra side effects female viagra natural viagra online viagra cheapest viagra prices herbal viagra alternative to viagra buy generic viagra purchase viagra…

Caption Time #199

By Davezilla 30 September, 2007Caption Time30 Comments

Observation No. 1,036,997

By Davezilla 29 September, 2007Observations16 Comments

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Caption Time #198

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Tribes: Coupon Clippers

By Davezilla 26 September, 2007Observations13 Comments

Jason Macemore and I had lunch at a local Greek restaurant. When we left to pay, the woman in front of us was using one of those keyring discount cards. She must have had 70 different cards crushed on her keyring, like some grotesque, spiraling flower made of laminate and barcodes. This is a tribe. People who clip coupons, collect discount cards and apply for every type of discount known to man, even when it means shopping at a store they normally wouldn't, just to get the discount. Thoughts?viagra free viagra buy viagra online generic viagra how does viagra work…

Detroit bumper stickers

By Davezilla 25 September, 2007Uncategorized36 Comments