Month: July 2007

Waiter: "Well you certainly did a good job. That burrito was huge! I can't believe you ate all of it." Old lady: "I'm 90, young man. I have eaten hundreds…

Irish Werewolf Hound Deep Sea Water Spaniel Van Helsing Terrier Doberman Butt Pincher Sex Toy Poodle Cocktail Spaniel Russian Yeti Hound Jerry Springer Spaniel Car Jack Russell What breeds would…

Natalie and I were discussing how every decent sized city has certain businesses with the same name, that are not franchises. No matter where you go (at least in the…

As made up by Davezilla Aries: Your enthusiasm and boundless energy will be appreciated at work, especially during that important meeting. That is, until you get the church giggles and…

Of late I have been ordering iced black tea, mixed with lemonade at Starbucks. One day, the cashier yells to the barista, "An Arnold Palmer. Venti," to which the barista…