Month: April 2007

  • Fun with Waitstaff

    As the waiter brings food to another table, pull out a shotgun and scream, “That’s my food! Goddamn, you thieving bastard!” and fire a warning shot into the waiter’s kneecap. Then look at the food, and with a confused look proclaim, “Oh, oops. That’s not what I ordered. My bad.” When they ask, “How does…

  • I have no words

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  • Eep!

    Comments database is seriously hosed, either from a bug or spammers. Working on it. Check back tomorrow. This is what I get for joking about ending the site. Update: Indi, the genius who runs Positive Fusion, saved the day (and years of comments!) by fixing Davezilla.com again. Positive Fusion has hosted Davezilla.com since 2001 and…

  • Apology

    I didn’t post yesterday for a reason. I spent the day thinking about where my life was going as a priest. My year is ending a month from now and I have to make some very tough decisions. One of them is ending this site. It’s been a good twelve years. I love the community…