Month: January 2007

Sunday, we laughed at examined store names that might be construed as really damn stupid less than optimal. Today, we examine stores that combine unrelated industries under the same umbrella, like those gas stations that make donuts. Blecch. For example, years ago, I went to San Francisco with my then-wife. She had forgotten her ID.…

I told Nikki that a popcorn store opened in Royal Oak. Her response was as always, subtle and understated. “Get the fuck out. Who needs a popcorn store?” Naturally, I responded that, “I do.” Then we had a giggle fit thinking of other useless stores that one might encounter in a dying strip mall. The…

Please don’t chastise me for going all Web 2.0 on you, dear readers. It’s all in the name of usability and user experience. My dear friend, CrazyHoh modded this theme for me and I love it. Same toys as before, but a new paintjob. Comment link is now by the title. You’ve been warned. Links…

Using epoxy or Velcro, affix dozens of books all over yourself. Run through the library screaming Feign lycanthropy Ask loudly where the erotica section is Bring a webcam, hook it up to a public computer and do a striptease Sprinkle sneezing powder on all the reference books Ask the librarian if the copy machine will…

Spray Cheese Canned Sausage. The power of Christ compels you! Boxed Wine. Wrong, wrong wrong. Squeeze Mayo and Margarine Spray Cooking Oils Goober Tofurkey Mac & Cheese Loaf. Makes the Baby Jesus cry. Instant Mashed Potatoes. Come on. How lazy can you be? What fake foods freak you out? Guest author: Natalie viagra free viagra…