Airplane Safety Tips #2

06 November, 2006Posted inUncategorized17 Comments
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05 November, 2006Posted inCaption Time34 Comments
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Notes to Self, No. 6,230-6,232

03 November, 2006Posted inObservations13 Comments
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02 November, 2006Posted inUncategorized30 Comments
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What not to name your children

01 November, 2006Posted inObservations76 Comments
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Happy Happy Halloween

31 October, 2006Posted inUncategorized23 Comments
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A hatred of Hummers

30 October, 2006Posted inObservations43 Comments
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Notes to Self No. 6,227-6,228

28 October, 2006Posted inObservations14 Comments
The probability of spilling coffee on an expensive, white shirt is determined by a ratio of the cost of the shirt versus the importance of the executives you have meetings with that day. Do not assume the 401 Hwy will be accident-free on a Friday night. It took 3-1/2 hours to drive 8 km last night.

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27 October, 2006Posted inUncategorized27 Comments
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More people we dislike #12

26 October, 2006Posted inObservations35 Comments
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25 October, 2006Posted inUncategorized25 Comments
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