Year: 2006

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  • Notes to Self, No. 6,230-6,232

    If you think wearing all white will get you mistaken for the Michelin Man, try wearing a white ski jacket downtown No matter how high you turn up the air on the plane, you will not cover up the foot odor of the shoeless professor across the aisle The effectiveness of a child’s scream on…

  • This will not end well

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  • What not to name your children

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  • A hatred of Hummers

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  • Notes to Self No. 6,227-6,228

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  • More people we dislike #12

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