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I am ready now, for the sex.

By Davezilla 10 June, 2006Uncategorized29 Comments

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By Davezilla 09 June, 2006Observations31 Comments

Ask if the woodchippers can handle human limbs Tell the salesclerk you need some bent nails to hammer around corners with. Inquire "hypothetically" how much lye is needed to bury sayâ€¦ a dozen bodies? Ask which cleansers get out all traces of DNA. Walk through the saw aisle and mutter to yourself that, "â€¦the job will be messy". Beg the clerk to show you which tools were used in Saw II. "Nail guns. Which one has the same range as a real gun? I need to make it look like an accident." Go in the gun aisle and ask if…

You want this where?

By Davezilla 08 June, 2006Uncategorized32 Comments

Caption Time #116

By Davezilla 07 June, 2006Caption Time41 Comments

Little known facts about me.

By Davezilla 06 June, 2006Observations29 Comments

The answers to the ten questions I get asked most often. Your mission is to determine what those questions are. I write my name in the snow with it. Yes. An old pussy with short, black hair. She uses a long strap to hold it up with. Yes, but I was young and needed the money. Several times. Getting it from the back hurt the most. Yes. She often ends up licking mine, too. I stopped doing that. I heard you can go blind. I kept him locked in a cage with his friends, down in my basement. One by…

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By Davezilla 05 June, 2006Uncategorized21 Comments

Curses! Foiled again

By Davezilla 04 June, 2006Uncategorized27 Comments

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By Davezilla 03 June, 2006Uncategorized25 Comments

Watch out ladiesâ€¦ the Man is in town

By Davezilla 02 June, 2006Uncategorized37 Comments

Putting the ass back in class

By Davezilla 01 June, 2006Uncategorized33 Comments

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Soâ€¦ how do you make women?

By Davezilla 31 May, 2006Uncategorized39 Comments

Lick Nâ€™ Click

By Davezilla 30 May, 2006Uncategorized21 Comments