August 2006 | Davezilla

Note to Self, No. 6,015

August 31, 2006

No matter how good an idea it may seem at the time, do not reheat grilled cheese in the microwave oven at work more than once.

The Wisdom of Coworkers

August 29, 2006

Coworker: “Dave, can you look at this Laser printer? It’s broken and I can’t find IT anywhere.” Me: “Yeah, what’s it doing?” Coworker: “Well, {other coworker} sent a color file to this printer but this is a black and white printer.” Me: “So?” Coworker: “Well, you just can’t do that!” Me: “Yes, you can, and […]

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August 27, 2006

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Greek Myths in Five Words, Part I

August 25, 2006

Medusa: Snakes on a Face Perseus took that bitch’s head Narcissus liked what he saw Zeus was a playa hater Oedipus liked him some MILF Pan was a sex machine Leda got laid by swans Jason had a fleece pullover Cyclops wore one contact lens Sisyphus pushed rocks all day DÃ¦dalus was one smart beyotch […]

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My neighbors

August 23, 2006

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Caption Time #131

August 21, 2006

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I went to this concert!

August 30, 2006

Make your own fake tickets with the Concert Ticket Generator. Link via James B.

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Secret ingredient

August 28, 2006

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Greek Myths in Five Words, Part II

August 26, 2006

Bacchus dug the high life Erisichton said, “Olympus is dead” Neptune held wet t-shirt contests Amphitrite’s dolphins were tuna-safe Achilles had a bum heel Orpheus was bitch-slapped by girls Ulysses stuffed seamen with wax Castor and Pollux were clones Gryphons were cheap, gold-diggers Argus was full of ship Hector gave the Greeks heck Priam let […]

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Best. Billboard. Ever.

August 24, 2006

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“Go away, son. Ya bother me.”

August 22, 2006

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August 20, 2006

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