Coworker: "Dave, can you look at this Laser printer? It's broken and I can't find IT anywhere." Me: "Yeah, what's it doing?" Coworker: "Well, {other coworker} sent a color file…
Bacchus dug the high life Erisichton said, "Olympus is dead" Neptune held wet t-shirt contests Amphitrite's dolphins were tuna-safe Achilles had a bum heel Orpheus was bitch-slapped by girls Ulysses…
Medusa: Snakes on a Face Perseus took that bitch's head Narcissus liked what he saw Zeus was a playa hater Oedipus liked him some MILF Pan was a sex machine…
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