Month: May 2006

Grag your phone when it isn't ringing and scream, "Stop taunting me like this!" Show up doused in White Out. Tell everyone you're just trying to cover your past mistakes.…

Downward blow to the neck… with sporks Strangulation with a roll of Scotch brand invisible tape Poison his air supply with Febreeze Bra strap double-barrel catapult Force-feed him a kitchen…

Pour Coke on the floor the previous night and allow to harden. Garnish with wads of chewing gum. Buy a DVD, but not the extended version. Make popcorn, but put…

I was thinking recently about my cat. If asked to define her using only someone else's quotes, it would surely be, "The lady doth protest too much, methinks." What quotes…

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