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I really hope that’s a toy

By Davezilla 06 March, 2005Uncategorized17 Comments

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Overheard: Cass and Warren Edition

By Davezilla 04 March, 2005Observations19 Comments

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By Davezilla 03 March, 2005Uncategorized20 Comments

Caption Time #40

By Davezilla 02 March, 2005Caption Time39 Comments

Da Hos Be All Up

By Davezilla 01 March, 2005Uncategorized32 Comments

Bleach won’t clean the mental stains

By Davezilla 28 February, 2005Observations14 Comments

Perhaps I'm just a bad man, but I still find it amusing when innocent people are put into terribly uncomfortable situations. Yesterday I had so much laundry to do that I decided to go to a laundromat and use those washers that are large enough to wash a convertible Mini Cooper. Two elderly ladies were there discussing church and giving disapproving looks to a young woman who had on a pair of jeans sized for a much smaller woman. I ignored them and kept working on my huge load. So to speak. About fifteen minutes later, I heard two shrieks…

Note to Self: 5,155

By Davezilla 27 February, 2005Observations11 Comments

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By Davezilla 26 February, 2005Observations29 Comments

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By Davezilla 25 February, 2005Observations41 Comments

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Dave Shea is an artichoke

By Davezilla 24 February, 2005Announcements17 Comments

Yours truly has interviewed the talented and prolific author, Molly Holzschlag for Digital Web magazine. Yes, it's a silly read. Read the interview

The wit and wisdom of my girlfriend, Natalie

By Davezilla 24 February, 2005Observations21 Comments

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