Overheard: Cass and Warren Edition

Man 1: “Did you hear about that teenager who got hit by a car at Cass and Warren?”
Man 2: “No! At Cass and Warren? That’s gotta hurt. Terrible intersection to get hit at.”

Does it hurt less to get hit at other intersections?

Teenage girl: “He thinks I’m impressed by his daring and vibrato.”

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19 Comments

  1. Esther

    It all depends on where that guy has his vibrato, y’know?:twisted:

  2. Anna

    Ofcourse!!! It hurts less to get hit at the intersection of Cottonballs and Pillow!
    How stupid can you get!

  3. Anna

    Oh, if his vibrato is close to his cottonballs … yummy 😈

  4. Spud

    Being a terrible intersection, it probably means there’s more chance of you getting hit by a third or fourth vehicle after the intital impact.

    Nasty

    I think it means he sings in a vibrato voice when she is being impressed by his daring

  5. mikeB

    I think you’re tatking things too literallu today, Spud. That’s not like you. Are you ill? 😈

  6. Can you purchase a vibrato and daring in the same place? :undies:

  7. Lace Valentine

    “He thinks I’m impressed by his daring and vibrato”

    At school she’s learning about Beethoven.

  8. Mandy

    So bravado has a new spelling too? How “kewl”.

    Also ICK ICK ICK on the Jello. 😕

  9. Lace Valentine

    A Canto For Vibrato

    No Braggadocio for the ho–
    “He thinko I’m impresso
    by his dildo vibrato
    No, no, no! I’d rather solo
    Bareback on an archipelago
    With my own known vibrato
    Than feelo his Jello–
    A too enforced tempo
    Like a tampon that’s touch & go
    rough as Poe’s death-blow
    or an Eskimo’s arrow.
    He bungle the bungalow.
    That beau is no gigolo
    I’m indignant as indigo.
    Goodbye my mustachio!”

  10. mikeB

    Lace, that is so beautiful I may weep.

  11. Esther

    /hands mikeB a tissue….

    Bravissimo, Lace!

    Btw, it was not a good idea to look at those amazingly disgusting Jello creations before lunch. My appetite may never recover.:dead:

  12. I… honest to God… have jell-o in the fridge as a snack today. :wtf:

    Starting to feel a little queasy.

  13. Lace Valentine

    Ah MikeB! An opera must end with sweet sorrow, some misunderstanding, and several self-stabbings if possible… :mrgreen:

    Thanks Esther, boredom proceedeth much out-put. Opera Man might sing it on his upcoming rap album. 😀

  14. JFLY

    That sprout Jello mold looked like something my dog passed when he was wormed.

  15. frisko

    Jello isn’t kosher.

  16. a Toronto-only joke:

    Hear the one about the horny bus driver who stopped at JANE and BLOOR?

    I’m sure that this has something to do with the topic today…

  17. I’m always impressed by a good vibrato.

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