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Caption Time #59

By Davezilla 18 June, 2005Caption Time26 Comments

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Lose your lunch Friday

By Davezilla 17 June, 2005Observations12 Comments

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How to speak in account rep

By Davezilla 16 June, 2005Observations10 Comments

When they say, "The client wants to move in a new directionâ€¦" They mean, "I want to move in a new directionâ€¦" When they say, "The client believes your idea may be detrimental to their business." They mean, "I have no idea what your idea means. Does it have like, science or something?" When they say, "The client still hasn't come to a decision on that yet." They mean, "I forgot to call the client. Again." When they say, "This is a rush project." They mean, "I just found this folder behind my desk. It's been there since last September."…

Note to Self, No. 5,605

By Davezilla 15 June, 2005Observations23 Comments

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Note to Self, No. 5,602

By Davezilla 14 June, 2005Observations12 Comments

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Top ten worst things about summer

By Davezilla 13 June, 2005Observations18 Comments

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Impressive, no?

By Davezilla 12 June, 2005Uncategorized10 Comments

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I’ve always hoped it to be true

By Davezilla 11 June, 2005Observations14 Comments

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By Davezilla 10 June, 2005Uncategorized17 Comments

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Caption Time #58

By Davezilla 09 June, 2005Caption Time18 Comments

Watch where you shake that thing!

By Davezilla 08 June, 2005Bad Ideas, Observations17 Comments

This is a post for the gentlemen. Brothers, it's time for a lesson in etiquette. As longtime author of Manly Tips for Bachelor Living and creator of the best-selling calendar of the same name, I feel I have at least a modicum of authority. Please, please, for the love of God. If you're at the urinal, put the damn cellphone down and use at least one hand to keep things under control. Some of us prefer to attend meetings without a urine shower, and I'm quite certain your listener could wait another 60 seconds.

Death of Pooh, Part II

By Davezilla 07 June, 2005Uncategorized25 Comments