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Yes, this is a dental office sign

By Davezilla 22 August, 2005Uncategorized19 Comments

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The Blair Priest Project?

By Davezilla 21 August, 2005Uncategorized13 Comments

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Caption Time #66

By Davezilla 20 August, 2005Caption Time26 Comments

Unlikely candle scents

By Davezilla 19 August, 2005Observations34 Comments

I bought a candle. The label said, "Fig-Olive", which sounds like rather a revolting combination, but actually smells quite good. These, however, may not. "The Toronto" A tantalizing combination of raccoon musk and overturned garbage can Last Year's Yogurt "CSI" Experience forensic science in 8 and 10 inch tapers Burnt broccoli-melting styrofoam Unwashed Mawashi $2 Whore Wet Dog fur. Nuff said "The Bender" Tom Waits' breath after a two week drinking binge Campground outhouse State Fair Petting Zoo

Things I never want to see happen on The Sims

By Davezilla 18 August, 2005Observations16 Comments

Nude clown orgies Goat oil-wrestling Snacktime with Michael Jackson Republican boner contest Goatse ability Jack Ozbourne-Paris Hilton lovefest Projectile Leprosy plague All Sims women become Ann Coulter My Albanian neighbors Yanni soundtrack

Sudden realization

By Davezilla 17 August, 2005Observations29 Comments

Today I felt old for the first time. No, I'm not getting creaky bones, or wrinkles or even moving slower than I did in my 20s. I discovered â€¦ a â€¦ white â€¦ chest hair. Shoot me now. :oops:viagra free viagra buy viagra online generic viagra how does viagra work cheap viagra buy viagra buy viagra online inurl viagra 6 free samples viagra online viagra for women viagra side effects female viagra natural viagra online viagra cheapest viagra prices herbal viagra alternative to viagra buy generic viagra purchase viagra online free viagra without prescription viagra attorneys free viagra samples before…

Caption Time #65

By Davezilla 16 August, 2005Caption Time44 Comments

Reminds me. I need to get my leather jacket cleaned.

By Davezilla 15 August, 2005Uncategorized59 Comments

I am in need of two safety pins

By Davezilla 14 August, 2005Observations22 Comments

While at the corporate giant coffeehouse the other day, I had the unfortunate experience of standing in line behind a most irksome woman, a beastly snob who felt the world was here to serve her. Picture Harry Potter's fat Aunt Marge with an uppity East Coast accent. She got out of line to ask two other women what their opinion was of her shoulderpads: Annoying woman: "Ladies. If you were to go to a wedding, [ turns around ] and you had these shoulderpads, would you cut them out, or leave them?" Both women said, "Uh, cut them out?" Annoying…

“It was a dark and stormy nightâ€¦”

By Davezilla 13 August, 2005Observations38 Comments

Were I to write a novel, there would be no clever plot ideas waiting in my notebooks, but I do have an opening line: "I have no love for the buttons my tailor choseâ€¦" It's ambiguous, pretentious and mysterious in only ten simple words. What would yours be?viagra free viagra buy viagra online generic viagra how does viagra work cheap viagra buy viagra buy viagra online inurl viagra 6 free samples viagra online viagra for women viagra side effects female viagra natural viagra online viagra cheapest viagra prices herbal viagra alternative to viagra buy generic viagra purchase viagra online free…

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By Davezilla 12 August, 2005Uncategorized28 Comments

Ten ways to make a sushi chef lose it

By Davezilla 11 August, 2005Observations23 Comments

"Hold the onions and slap some gravy on the fries willya?" Send back every piece of Nigiri and yell, "Don't you people know what medium-well means?" Ask for ketchup. "I've don't know what's in sushi, but it sure is good! Just glad there's no seafood in it cause I'm deathly allergic to fish." Tell the chef his sushi was, "Not as good as the refrigerated sushi at Costco." "Waaassssssaaaaaaaabbbbiiiiiiii!" "What is this shit? It looks like raw fish and rice." "My goldfish died today. Can we eat him?" "I'll take a breast and thigh meal." "Are the Godzilla rolls really…