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Month: June 2005
Top ten ways to annoy your coworkers
Send company layoff emails from their desk while they are away at lunch. Eat other coworkers’ lunch. Frame your coworker by leaving a trail of […]
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FUPA Acronym for “Fat Upper Pubic Area”; common misinterpretations include “Fat Upper Pussy Area,” “Fat Upper Penile Area” and “Farting Under Pelicans Asses.” Also, often […]
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How to speak in account rep
When they say, “The client wants to move in a new direction…” They mean, “I want to move in a new direction…” When they say, […]