Month: April 2005

  • Note to Self: 5,318

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  • Overheard: NPR Edition

    Freak No. 1: I heared about the China folks making all the t-shirts in China for the US of A. Freak No. 2: What? Freak No. 1: I said I was listening to NPR. They had this thing about China. They make all the t-shirts for th’ US of A now. All of em. Freak…

  • Things I would not want to find in Wendy’s chili

    A webcam Weapons of Mass Destruction A tie-dyed poodle The Holy Grail Fermat’s Theorum The Secret of Nimh Jimmy Hoffa’s finger Rosie O’Donell’s Flickr Account A rectal thermometer Wendy Thanks to Larfus for suggesting the topic. viagra free viagra buy viagra online generic viagra how does viagra work cheap viagra buy viagra buy viagra online…

  • Note to Self: 5,310

    Try to remember that “a little bit” and “extra” are relative terms and some people have different ideas about what they entail. At Subway, “a little bit” of mayonnaise apparently means “1.2 quarts” and “extra” jalapeños means “enough capsacin to choke a Mexican short order cook”. viagra free viagra buy viagra online generic viagra how…

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  • Epitaph

    When I die, one of my proudest accomplishments in life will have been knowing I was the only person on Flickr with a photo tagged as Moosepants.

  • Stumpy McSpeedybottom

    If I had a pet snail, I would feed him Chiclets. His name would be Stumpy McSpeedybottom. Unless it was a girl snail. Then I would name her Ben. He would wake me up every day at 6am for his morning crawl. We would read the newspaper together and I would wipe the slime from…

  • Complete this sentence #22

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  • Note to Self: 5,300

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  • Choosing the new Pope

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