Complete this sentence #23

1. Spud

   29 April, 2005, 12:21 am

   “If I had on a new pair of moosepants, I’d be ready to fight midget devil clowns.”

   😀

2. Mandy

   29 April, 2005, 12:21 am

   …..dance the night away. Then get thrown out on my drunk ass butt. 😐

3. Dawg

   29 April, 2005, 12:22 am

   be ready to go out to the Mangy Moose Saloon in Jackson Hole, Wyoming!

4. Dawg

   29 April, 2005, 1:13 am

   :boxers: What does one wear under their moosepants? :undies:

5. mike

   29 April, 2005, 1:23 am

   stick my hand in a moose’s cunt 😳

6. Dante

   29 April, 2005, 1:23 am

   If I had on a new pair of moosepants, I’d be ready to fly (or find a moosalicious girlfriend).

7. TinaMarie

   29 April, 2005, 1:51 am

   If I had on a new pair of moosepants, I’d be ready to party my mooseass off! :grin::boobs::wang::boobs:

8. Esther

   29 April, 2005, 2:29 am

   If I had a new pair of moosepants, I’d go out with Mandy and TinaMarie to the hippest moose club there was, and hoof it up, moosey style!

9. Anna

   29 April, 2005, 2:59 am

   If I had on a new pair of moosepants, I’d be ready to …. stay at home. I would’t want to be seen in those things. A moose bra, now that’s another story. I’d shake them :boobs::boobs: !!!

10. wantwit

    29 April, 2005, 3:06 am

    wallow in my own shit.

11. larfus

    29 April, 2005, 3:47 am

    “If I had on a new pair of moosepants, I’d be ready to

    Minnie

    29 April, 2005, 3:55 am

    “If I had on a new pair of moosepants, I’d be ready to go stag.”

12. Lung the Younger

    29 April, 2005, 5:21 am

    ..visit the local Country Club. I hear you get a lot of moosehead against the walls in there.

13. Steve

    29 April, 2005, 6:21 am

    take over the world, Pinky!

    Ummm, Brain. I think you need sparkly pants for that.

14. Alfred E Neuman

    29 April, 2005, 7:26 am

    “If I had on a new pair of moosepants, I’d be ready to Rock The Casba!.”

    :geek:

15. TheFaramir

    29 April, 2005, 7:39 am

    If I had on a new pair of moosepants, I’d be ready to eat some moose meat.

    Actually, moose meat WAS my first solid food. That’s what I get for growing up in northern New Hampshire. It’s pretty good, too.

16. Steppenwolf

    29 April, 2005, 8:08 am

    go out ‘rock and rutting’ with Mandy, TinaMarie and Esther.

17. Merth

    29 April, 2005, 9:33 am

    … I would make all of the people wearing elk-shirts and tugging on their camel-toe jealous.

    :java:

18. rust

    29 April, 2005, 10:43 am

    I’d be ready to frolic with Rocket J Squirrel on the Spadina Bus (the Spadina Bus — there is no Spadina Bus)

19. Nicole

    29 April, 2005, 11:24 am

    ….recite the pledge of all Canadians. (You know the one from the beer commercials!?)

    I AM CANADIAN!

20. JFLY

    29 April, 2005, 12:49 pm

    If I had a new pair of moosepants I’d be ready to go out with Bullwinkle.

21. rust

    29 April, 2005, 1:48 pm

    Cans or draught or bottles…
    It’s our favourite brew
    We’ll be drinking RED CAP
    We are drinkers TRUE
    Canadian Beer Commercial c. 1966
    see also

22. Craig

    29 April, 2005, 2:11 pm

    “If I had on a pair of moosepants, I’d be ready to — HEY! I AM wearing moosepants.” nuclear moose candy.

23. simoon

    29 April, 2005, 4:59 pm

    “If I had on a new pair of moosepants, I’d be ready to get down with my bad self.”

    Yeah… or like, something else that might be more fun on a Friday.

24. Esther

    29 April, 2005, 6:42 pm

    Welcome to the unofficial Moosepants Adoration club!

25. JFLY

    29 April, 2005, 11:02 pm

    Canadian Moosepants Ale!!

    Now available at participating Starbuck’s…

    For a limited time only (mention Sir Lanka and get a free Davezilla calendar – supplies are limited)

    Void where prohibited by law…

26. rust

    29 April, 2005, 11:29 pm

    If I had a mooose,
    I’d put him in MOOSEPANTS,
    I’d put him on the roof,
    All over this la-and…

    (Inspired by Leonard Nimoy’s version of “If I Had a Hammer“)

    :geek:

27. dale

    01 May, 2005, 9:39 pm

    6027811260 dale I need some moose pants for real.

28. rkolig

    17 June, 2005, 4:32 pm

    If I had a pair of moosepants, I’d be ready to go moolistic.

    But really guys, what’s so funny about moosepants anyway? Aren’t they a staple for everyone? And matching moose vests too?

29. notinlove

    26 June, 2005, 3:25 pm

    If I had on a new pair of moosepants, I’d to wander through the muskeg and pull up fresh waterweeds with my choppers.

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