Year: 2004
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Honeymoon Poem. Finally, a talent equal to Tiny Tim
If you’ve ever had any doubts whether or not Britney Spears has any talent, let me shoot them in the foot right now, then bend those doubts over, give them a knee to the groin, pull their shirt over their head and sweep their legs. Perhaps I am being too harsh. Perhaps it is because…
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Keeping abreast of my readers #3
Yes, it seems like I’ve created a monster. Or rather, Esther and Mandy have. Readers are busting out at the chance to express themselves. Trouble is, I’m not sure how many of these are real anymore. You decide. Bobby Peru has never looked lovelier. Sorcha Myra Lori Bobby Peru mikeB viagra free viagra buy viagra…
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Anagram Interviews: Dick Cheney and Tony Blair
DICK CHENEY Davezilla: Was it really true that you received a ton of kickbacks from Haliburton from the Iraqi conflict? Dick Cheney: I deny check. Davezilla: Mr. Vice-President? Describe your lesbian daughter in two words. Dick Cheney: Needy chick. Davezilla: What’s the secret of your unhealthy pallor? Dick Cheney: Chicken dye. Davezilla: No one seems…
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Neenie Moo Moo
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Keeping abreast of my readers #2
My. Leave for Canada for a week and my readers get restless. As well as dress-less. More photo submissions from my lovely readers. Update: We have a male submission. Um, enjoy. Esther Mandy (again!) Mattis (Merth) viagra free viagra buy viagra online generic viagra how does viagra work cheap viagra buy viagra buy viagra online…
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Caption time #25
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Note to self: 5,072
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Note to self: 5,071
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Never feed burritos to a squid
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Rules to live by
Actual rules of thumb from around the country (and a few of my own). YMMV. The year that you begin getting chest hair is the same year the hair on your head will begin to recede faster than the growth rate. (Same rule applies to men.) — MARK RYAN, Dallas, TX Never buy a car…
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Caption time #24
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