Caption time #25

1. TheFaramir

   08 November, 2004, 12:05 am

   Discount knockoff of the Thighmaster?

   Eh, I got nothin’.

2. Spud

   08 November, 2004, 12:13 am

   “Hey honey, the doc said to wack this between your legs, squeeze tight and something exciting will happen…”

   “Would I lie to you sweety?”

3. Esther

   08 November, 2004, 1:03 am

   Balloon animal training gone horribly wrong?

4. kismet

   08 November, 2004, 1:41 am

   “See how easy it was to shave the balloons? Now we just need to be just as careful on our…” :wtf:

5. tian

   08 November, 2004, 2:10 am

   “be good, or I’ll shove this up your …”

6. kismet

   08 November, 2004, 2:26 am

   “Look, it’s like a penis pump, only it’s for women. Uhhhhh, forget I ever said that.” 😕

7. wantwit

   08 November, 2004, 2:33 am

   i’ll release the balloon and air exiting the balloon will propel it through your legs. catch the balloon with your legs before it passes through. now do it on a chair…now do it while holding a balloon.

   see you can’t do it.

8. Dan Martin

   08 November, 2004, 4:33 am

   Since she was just a little girl, Tammy Gacy began to shake with fear when daddy would blockade the door with the bookcase, and start playing PYT on the stereo.

   She knew the baloons were next…

9. Richard

   08 November, 2004, 6:16 am

   New to the prospect of parenthood, Geoff and Trudy practice natural childbirthing techniques.

10. ReV.JeLLyBaBy

    08 November, 2004, 7:09 am

    Oi! Oi! Saveloy!……What balloon related tomfoolery and inflatable skylarking, do I see before me? 🙄

    Why is that strange old man there? 😐

    Why is that girl standing on a chair? 😐

    How DO bumblebees affect computer sales Dave? 😐

    What are they doing (not the bees, the people) to each other? 😳

    She looks scared too…..maybe he’s a physics teacher from the same school as that boner guy?

    I hope not. 😕

11. Fran

    08 November, 2004, 8:01 am

    “No, really, dear, the balloon will hold your weight and you’ll be able to fly. Trust me. Just get on it.”

12. rust

    08 November, 2004, 8:16 am

    The Royal Oak Rapist caught on Surveillance Camera!
    After having blocked the exit with a commode, the Royal Oak Rapist tortures his victim, with balloons. Police say the Rapist coerces the victim to give him a blow up balloons, placing them thereafter between the legs. They have speculated that the Rapist is a former jock who now lives off beer and Cheet-ohs — based on forensic evidence showing whale-sized butt-cheeks.

13. ReV.JeLLyBaBy

    08 November, 2004, 9:54 am

    Colin seriously suspected his daughter was taking L.S.D, after she voted for Bush in the last election….

    Today was his day…

    and he wanted some answers!

    👿

14. ReV.JeLLyBaBy

    08 November, 2004, 10:08 am

    “Advert for Mastercard”

    Pack of Balloons £1.99
    Cuddly Toy £8.99
    Heavy Shelving Unit £79.99
    Music System £80.00

    Scaring your retarded daughter £ PRICELESS

    😕

15. Merth

    08 November, 2004, 12:27 pm

    Father: “This is what you do… jump in the air and try to land on the balloon. Then, the balloon will act as an under your butt parachute. The balloon will slow you down until you land gently on the ground. Trust me. I successfully tested this theory 3 times with G.I. Joe figures. We are going to patent this and make millions!”

16. Frisko

    08 November, 2004, 10:37 pm

    “Honey don’t be afraid the balloon isn’t going to hurt you”

17. amy

    08 November, 2004, 11:20 pm

    “How many of these do you have IN there??”

18. Brian

    08 November, 2004, 11:39 pm

    :idea:”…. and that’s how trickle down economics works, do you understand now?”:idea:

19. Esther

    09 November, 2004, 1:17 am

    Amy wins. 😈

20. Anonymous

    09 November, 2004, 1:39 am

    The birth of the balloon

21. Keith Burgin

    09 November, 2004, 12:00 pm

    “Look, I know I’m a guy, and I’ve never used one, but there’s nothing in the instructions about inserting a diaphram this way.”

22. facette

    10 November, 2004, 9:21 am

    “It WILL hold you up !”
    “NO it won’t !”
    “YES it will !”
    “No… please, I know it won’t (sob), please don’t make me do this .”
    “JUST @#$^’&$ JUMP ALREADY !!!”
    “(sniffle)… no ….”

    Amy still has this one !… ya’d THINK they’d pop… gads !!!

23. mikeB

    10 November, 2004, 10:05 pm

    I didn’t know women could lay Easter Eggs. :wtf:

24. Andy

    12 November, 2004, 10:12 pm

    It’s sad, really, that neither Donovan nor Laura realizes just what condoms are supposed to be used for.

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