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Annoying Words: Christmas 2004 Edition

By Davezilla 19 December, 2004Observations22 Comments

Protracted insurgency: No, it's a war. Plain and simple. Deck: Yes, some sad hipsters still use this. Fab, faboo and fabs: [shudder] Calling white folk crackers. Please. The proper term is "pasty white cracker". Misusing the word mod. Sorry, but painting your rocking chair is not "modding it". Neither is putting a ChÃ© Guevara patch on the army jacket you stole from your dad. Axe: It's a tool, not a guitar. Baby Momma: Whatâ€™s wrong with loser? Or irresponsible teenager? Being called hon or kiddo by someone 20 years younger than I am. Hair of the dog that bit me:…

Caption Time #31

By Davezilla 18 December, 2004Caption Time15 Comments

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By Davezilla 17 December, 2004Uncategorized20 Comments

Note to Self: 5,105

By Davezilla 16 December, 2004Observations19 Comments

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Hells Yeah

By Davezilla 15 December, 2004Announcements11 Comments

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Lacklustre Video

By Davezilla 15 December, 2004Observations16 Comments

As you may have read yesterday, Blockbuster Inc. announced it is eliminating late fees on all its video tapes, DVDs and video games as of January 1st, 2005. However, customers will be given a one-week grace period to return the product. After that grace period ends, Blockbuster will automatically sell them the product, minus the rental fee, and send Mormons to their doorstep. Customers not wishing to purchase the movie can return the product within 30 days for a credit, less an annoying restocking fee, to be collected by some rather unsavory Scientologist Sumo wrestlers. Customers disputing the restocking fee…

Note to Self: 5,104

By Davezilla 14 December, 2004Observations21 Comments

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My day so far #2

By Davezilla 13 December, 2004Observations15 Comments

I woke up on the wrong side of the bed. I was under it. While attempting to extract myself from the boxspring's grasp I was attacked by a band of voracious dust bunnies, that were obviously high on goofers. No quarter was I shown by the merciless ways of the marauding dust bunnies. They removed my upper limbs and replaced them with prosthetic arms fashioned from bed lint, cat hair and not a few lost socks. Needless to say, scraping frost off the windshield proved somewhat difficult. Arriving at work on time, I was unable to find my beloved cubicle.…

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By Davezilla 12 December, 2004Uncategorized25 Comments

Top Ten Hogwarts Pickup Lines

By Davezilla 11 December, 2004Observations19 Comments

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Caption Time #30

By Davezilla 10 December, 2004Caption Time28 Comments

Top 20 Ways to Annoy Carolers

By Davezilla 09 December, 2004Observations20 Comments

Reward their singing by pouring delicious, hot soup in their chilly hands. Offer to accompany them on the electric sitar and mouth harp. Fill snowballs with yogurt and fire away. Follow in the footsteps of our ancestors by pouring boiling oil out the window on them. Join along in the singing, allowing your Tourette Syndrome to spice things up. Ask them to sing the Coventry Carol in the original Middle English. Should they fulfill this say, "OK fine, but can you sing that while eating a cracker?" Give them leftover Halloween candy and tell them that their costumes aren't very…