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Google doesn’t have everything

By Davezilla 25 August, 2004Observations22 Comments

Your search - "George W. Bush is a fricking genius" - did not match any documents. Your search - "I broke my monkey" - did not match any documents. Your search - "Bush ate my waffles" - did not match any documents. Your search - "Ally McBeal's brain" - did not match any documents. Your search - "Davezilla hates popcorn" - did not match any documents. Your search - "Spamming is good clean fun" - did not match any documents. Your search - "Do mermaids get breast implants?" - did not match any documents. Your search - "The BackStreet Boys…

Note to self: 4,812

By Davezilla 24 August, 2004Observations24 Comments

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Saucy Wench?

By Davezilla 23 August, 2004Observations24 Comments

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Have a Coke and a smile

By Davezilla 22 August, 2004Observations23 Comments

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Caption time #13

By Davezilla 21 August, 2004Uncategorized19 Comments

I love a man in uniform

By Davezilla 20 August, 2004Uncategorized28 Comments

Keeping abreast of my readers

By Davezilla 19 August, 2004Uncategorized94 Comments

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Fun with Shopping Carts

By Davezilla 18 August, 2004Observations16 Comments

Owing to some past-life, seventh generation Irish curse, I have been destined to tarry on this earth forever branded as the poor soul with the squeaky shopping cart. It never fails. I test and experiment, to the dismay and amusement of other savvy shoppers, but always end up with the cart that sounds like a thousand metal rakes dragging carelessly across a chalkboard the breadth of the Mississippi River. Being the victim of this lifelong curse has taught me one thing: the curse cannot be broken, but it can be exploited. Pretend your cart has a flat. Drag a jack…

Just what I needed!

By Davezilla 17 August, 2004Uncategorized21 Comments

The Collect Call of Cthulhu

By Davezilla 16 August, 2004Observations20 Comments

Yoggy Yog: Yo man, pick up the phone. Pick up the phooooone, bitch. … C'mon, you squid-lookin' muthafuckah. Pick up the damn phone! Operator: Collect call from … Snoop Yoggy Yog? Uh, for Mister Keth-uh-loo? Do you accept the charges? Cthulhu: The Hells you want? Yoggy Yog: Shut it, fool. Where's my CD, beyotch? Cthulhu: CD? I ain't promised you no damn CD? Man, why you gotta be that way? Yoggy Yog: What way? Cthulhu: Calling me collect. Your celly get turned off AGAIN? Yoggy Yog: Maybe. Cthulhu: Bitch, I can't help you if you can't even pay your damn…

Definition of an Asshole

By Davezilla 15 August, 2004Uncategorized15 Comments

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Don’t suck

By Davezilla 14 August, 2004Uncategorized12 Comments