Year: 2004
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2005 New Year’s Resolutions
I promise not to roll my cats in powdered cheese. I will not randomly dial extensions at work and tell coworkers they’ve been let go. I resolve not to post any pictures of myself in a thong. I promise not to mistake cat laxatives for toothpaste at my GF’s house. I will not invite Shannen…
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Note to Self: No. 5,230
Do not let David mistake Phoebe’s cat laxative for toothpaste. Again. 🙄 viagra free viagra buy viagra online generic viagra how does viagra work cheap viagra buy viagra buy viagra online inurl viagra 6 free samples viagra online viagra for women viagra side effects female viagra natural viagra online viagra cheapest viagra prices herbal viagra…
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Things that sound dirty, but aren’t
Snowfall Edition After a conversation with my new coworker Jim, I was inspired to rerun an old post on the topic: I got over nine inches last night. Man, that white stuff is covering everything. I can barely see my own car! I love when it lands on my tongue. Go on. Lick that pole.…
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Note to Self: 5,116
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Note to Self: 5,110
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Best Christmas gift ever
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Anagram Interview: Paris Hilton
DISCLAIMER: Before you scratch your head or send me hate mail, please note that this is a fake interview. The answers were created by rearranging the letters in Paris Hilton [anagramming]. Davezilla: “First off, how do you start the week?”Paris Hilton: “I plan or shit.” Davezilla: “Um, Paris? What are you doing under the table?…
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This is how Dubya rolls, bitches…
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