Tag: Observations
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Garlic buns
Astute readers will notice that today’s photo is actually a souped-up version of the much-beloved “bootylicious” photo that randomly appears on this site’s masthead. Why a clove of garlic? Read on… Yesterday a young woman walked past me with a rather odd thing planted on the seat of her pants. A drawing of a clove…
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I’m sorry, what was the question?
Today’s post was inspired by loyal reader, Dee Evans. He says, “How about you do one of those things where you give us the punchline and we have to come up with the joke?” An excellent idea. The punchline: So the penguin throws out the donuts and tells the midget prostitute, “See? It’s just like…
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Pep talk
It’s not often one can walk into a public restroom and hear a conversation between a man and his penis. I had just that dubious honor bestowed upon me today in a certain downtown coffeehouse chain. The gentleman, who will not be named and may or may not be pictured below, was having trouble getting…
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OK, fess up…
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My thoughts are with you
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Useful movie quotes
Oftentimes one finds oneself without the proper quip or epigram for a given situation. In such times, I prefer to look to the arts — particularly trashy movies — for inspiration. Below are my new favorites. Feel free to use them on coworkers and bosses in response to… well anything, really. What are your favorites?
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Reader Poll
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A woman’s touch
One thing that has always bothered me and that’s when a woman tells a man, “This place really needs a woman’s touch. It bothers me because a woman’s touch generally means seizure-inducing floral prints and a concrete duck on the front porch that wears a seasonal apron. Here’s what I mean: What you own What…
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Overheard: War of the Worlds edition
Warning: Movie spoiler ahead Well, not really, but if you’re a stickler for not knowing anything about a movie in advance, don’t say I didn’t warn you. So I went to see WotW by myself Sunday and as always, sat directly in front of the stupid couple that have to explain every single scene to…
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Note to Self, No. 5,618
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PML 1.0 Specification
WARNING: Extreme geek humor ahead PML (Porno Markup Language), a pornographic computer language specification proposed by DL Byron is nearly ready for release by the W3C. The specifications are as follows: Latest version: http://www.w3.org/TR/porno-spec/ Previous version: http://www.w3.org/TR/2005/TIT-porno-spec-20050428/ Editor: DL Byron Contributors: Davezilla W3C Jerking Draft 30 June 2005 PML is a general-porno markup language designed…
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Top ten ways to annoy your coworkers
Send company layoff emails from their desk while they are away at lunch. Eat other coworkers’ lunch. Frame your coworker by leaving a trail of crumbs to their desk and put the leftovers in their wastepaper basket. Piranhas in the water cooler. Apply for a job with the competition under your coworker’s name and have…
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