Tag: Announcements

  • You keep saying that word. I don’t think it means what you think it means.

    LIGHTNING: The occurrence of a natural electrical discharge of very short duration and high voltage between a cloud and the ground or within a cloud, accompanied by a bright flash and typically also thunder. LIGHTENING: A drop in the level of the uterus during the last weeks of pregnancy as the head of the fetus…

  • Celebrating 25 years of clean humor and filthy comments.

    And as a special tribute, I decided to ask ChatGPT how I am described. This was the response: Davezilla is a humorous blogger who is known for his witty and often sarcastic commentary on various topics. He has a unique writing style that blends humor, satire, and pop culture references, and his blog is widely…

    Celebrating 25 years of clean humor and filthy comments
  • Damn virus!

  • Shout out

    I noticed today that in my WordPress stats, it said I have some followers who have been there for six years. That’s not accurate. I have some followers, like April, Minnie, Pablo, Lung, and Faith that have been following my site for over a decade, in some cases, over two. I want to thank you…

  • Now you can send me pictures!

    I get a lot of email from you readers. A lot a lot. Most of it is really entertaining and I’d say 50% of it is too naughty for this site to publish. That said, many of you want to send me pictures and links, but don’t have my email address, and to minimize spam,…

  • Eep!

    Apologies for the down time yesterday. It wasn’t the server. For some reason (that is still not resolved) the company that I purchased the domain Davezilla.com from assumed my ownership had expired, when in fact it expires next year in 2011.

  • Oops, the maid cleaned up

    So things may not be in the same place you left them last night. But you know, things got a little crazy with you last night. We’ve never done it like that before. I hope you still respect me. By the way, you left your socks on my bed.

  • Psssst

    Sorry for the quiet and the no posting today. Working on the annual redesign. Back soon with a new look and new features!

  • Update:

    You may have noticed a lot of hiccups on the site lately. This is due to several things: Asshole spammers hitting the server at an unbelievable rate The Recent Comments feature is suddenly eating up server resources, meaning lots of you are getting 403 errors Extra long comments. Spammers leave lengthy comments and the spam-catching…

  • Psssst

    Apologies for not posting. You’ll see why. It is so worth it. Back Friday night (I hope). Don’t break anything while I’m gone. Mind Darla’s whips. viagra free viagra buy viagra online generic viagra how does viagra work cheap viagra buy viagra buy viagra online inurl viagra 6 free samples viagra online viagra for women…

  • OK, OK. You can upload pics of your butt.

    I’ve received numerous comments and emails requesting the ability for you lovely readers to upload photos. That’s coming, believe me. In the meantime, I started a fan page on Facebook for Fans of Davezilla, the Zilla Girls and Zilla Guys. Feel free to upload all manner of personal pics there until I get this site…

  • Not dead.

    Ugh. Mucho apologies for my absence. I’ve been ill. Getting better. Writing some new posts. Up by midnight. morning Carry on without me.