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Time off for good behavior

By Davezilla 23 December, 2006Observations65 Comments

OK kids, I am off to the wilds of Canada for a few days. I really need it. Have a great holiday! The humor will resume on Thursday, December 28th. Please leave your peculiar aristocratic titles (see today's link) in the comments!viagra free viagra buy viagra online generic viagra how does viagra work cheap viagra buy viagra buy viagra online inurl viagra 6 free samples viagra online viagra for women viagra side effects female viagra natural viagra online viagra cheapest viagra prices herbal viagra alternative to viagra buy generic viagra purchase viagra online free viagra without prescription viagra attorneys free…

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By Davezilla 22 December, 2006Caption Time27 Comments

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By Davezilla 21 December, 2006Uncategorized33 Comments

Why?

By Davezilla 20 December, 2006Observations37 Comments

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By Davezilla 19 December, 2006Observations74 Comments

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By Davezilla 18 December, 2006Caption Time35 Comments

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By Davezilla 16 December, 2006Uncategorized34 Comments

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By Davezilla 15 December, 2006Observations46 Comments

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By Davezilla 14 December, 2006Observations36 Comments

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By Davezilla 13 December, 2006Uncategorized36 Comments

Bad things to get fired over

By Davezilla 12 December, 2006Observations40 Comments

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It could happen #2

By Davezilla 11 December, 2006Observations15 Comments