While your partner is brushing their teeth In the middle of a funeral Mid-hurricane While juggling flaming hatchets During a tightrope walkover the Grand Canyon While being hunted down by cannibal clowns After divorcing them During a zombie outbreak While shark baiting underwater When do you think would be an inappropriate time to initiate sex?

Psychically melt the brains of the person(s) responsible for the meeting. Switch the agenda for one written in Pig Latin. Stare intently at the speaker's face as if they have a monstrous zit on their cheek. Give the "your zipper is down" signal to the speaker numerous times during the meeting. Scream at the top of your lungs that you, "…just had the worst nightmare that I was in this horrible meeting!" Perform a striptease. Request unusual music. Inquire where this "box" is that everyone is thinking outside of, cause you sure haven't seen one lying around the office." If…

If someone tells you they are at your disposal, does that mean they are standing by your kitchen sink? If a AA bra that is extra small, and a DD bra is extra large, why are there no BB or CC bras for women who are nicely average? What the hell kinda name is Chock full o' Nuts anyway? Coffee ain't a nut; it's a berry. What have you been pondering, lately?

Lice Krispies Kellogg's Porn Flakes Frosted Mini Feets Sugar Frosted Aches Ape Nuts Cap'n Chronic Brute Loops Unlucky Harms Funny Bunches of Goats What cereals names would you reject? If you need some inspiration, look through Mr. Breakfast.

The whole of the Interwebs are alight with chatter of whether or not a nekkid lady is reflected in Dick Cheney's sunglasses. I say that's ridiculous. Have you ever seen Dick Cheney? No woman would get naked in front of him. Here's a few guesses of mine. What are your guesses?