Blogging Tips for Beginners

20 April, 2009Posted inObservations19 Comments
A lot of people write me and ask me how to make their blog as ground-shakingly popular like this one. Are there any magic formulas for winning blog content? You bet there are! Here are some simple Google searches to perform that will give you content for years to come. Simply combine two words that are not normally seen in close proximity to one another, enter into Google Images and the search results will give you the basis for many meaningful, influential posts! One exception: Pants may be combined with any other word. awesome unicorn squirrel workout uncomfortable pants [MNSFW]…

Unusual Uses for Hot Towels

16 April, 2009Posted inObservations, wtf18 Comments
If you sit in first class on a Delta or Northwest flight, you will be given a hot towel shortly before a meal is served. I was always told that hot towels were to cleanse the hands prior to eating. Other people I have sat next to on various flights have had different ideas on what the towels were meant for. Polishing shoes Draped over the face as one would do prior to a barber's shave Rubbing the breasts Folded up and tucked into the purse. Still wet. Cleaning ears Wiping down the armrests and seatback (probably not a bad…