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Curses!

By Davezilla 29 October, 2004Observations35 Comments

Now that the Boston Red Sox have finally won the Word Series for the first time since 1918, the Curse of the Bambino has finally been broken. This leads us to an interesting point. Without the yearly ritual of disappointment for Red Sox fans, what will they do with their lives? They no longer have excuses to be the bitter, resentful pathetic sports fans that they are. I propose we fill that void in their lives with new curses. Curse of the BIg Dig: The Big Dig will suffer labor disputes, stalling its completion. It will be resolved in 2018…

Decisions, decisions â€¦

By Davezilla 28 October, 2004Uncategorized33 Comments

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Caption time #23

By Davezilla 27 October, 2004Caption Time32 Comments

Incident at table 14

By Davezilla 26 October, 2004Observations35 Comments

[SCENE: Mariko sushi restaurant in Toronto] Davezilla: Did you see what just walked in? Natalie: Unfortunately. [15 minutes later] Natalie: I swear I can actually hear her eating! Davezilla: I can, too. Oh Gawd. Donâ€™t turn around. Natalie: What? Whatâ€™s it doing? Davezilla: Trust me. You do not want to know! Natalie: OK, well tell me when we leave. [15 minutes later] Natalie: You were going to tell me of the horror you witnessed. Davezilla: Gawd. Ready for this? That sound you heard, that was the shrimp tempura being sucked in, two at a time. Natalie: Hold me, Dave!viagra free…

Note to self: 5,069

By Davezilla 25 October, 2004Observations28 Comments

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I really donâ€™t want to know

By Davezilla 24 October, 2004Uncategorized19 Comments

This will not end well

By Davezilla 23 October, 2004Uncategorized15 Comments

Caption time #22

By Davezilla 22 October, 2004Caption Time24 Comments

Guess my profession?

By Davezilla 21 October, 2004Uncategorized39 Comments

Yes, Virginia. There is a Spammer Clause

By Davezilla 20 October, 2004Observations28 Comments

Many of you have been contacting me over the last two weeks because your comments havenâ€™t been going through. The reason it happens is I am part of a top-secret government blogging experiment WordPress uses a blacklist for certain words that spammers seem enjoy. You see, spammers know full well that readers of Davezilla enjoy playing card games without credit checks while having their penises enlarged. And why not? With all those red-hot donkeys and horny Asian hamsters to scrump, readers need a bigger unit. Women, thirsty for non-dairy products, demand it. "But Dave," you say. "If your software is…

Caption time #21

By Davezilla 19 October, 2004Caption Time32 Comments

The Three Râ€™s of School: Reading, wRiting and eRections

By Davezilla 18 October, 2004Uncategorized45 Comments