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Why did you eat my boots, Mr. Krabs?

By Davezilla 03 December, 2004Observations26 Comments

Unless you've been living on Mars, youâ€™ve heard several short news items recently about a rash of Spongebob Squarepants inflatables being stolen from the roofs of Burger King restaurants across the United States. I donâ€™t think the Spongebobs are being stolen. Theyâ€™re escaping, and theyâ€™re up to something. Whatâ€™s your theory?viagra free viagra buy viagra online generic viagra how does viagra work cheap viagra buy viagra buy viagra online inurl viagra 6 free samples viagra online viagra for women viagra side effects female viagra natural viagra online viagra cheapest viagra prices herbal viagra alternative to viagra buy generic viagra purchase…

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By Davezilla 02 December, 2004Caption Time31 Comments

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Please remove shoes and thongs at the door

By Davezilla 01 December, 2004wtf39 Comments

Different neighbors. Equally weird.

What is it?

By Davezilla 30 November, 2004Uncategorized26 Comments

My neighbors are, for lack of a better term, fucking insane. Their latest venture? Well Iâ€™m not quite sure what this is. I have a few guesses. Stairwell Cozy The latest piece by Christoâ€™s dwarf brother, Crusto Second place winner in the 1974 Ugly Scarf Competition The curtains for Staircase Puppet Theatre A hot mitt in case the action on the stairs gets too hot to handle And your guess is? viagra free viagra buy viagra online generic viagra how does viagra work cheap viagra buy viagra buy viagra online inurl viagra 6 free samples viagra online viagra for women…

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By Davezilla 29 November, 2004Uncategorized14 Comments

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By Davezilla 28 November, 2004Caption Time18 Comments

Complete this sentence #15

By Davezilla 27 November, 2004Observations20 Comments

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Under a spreading gherkin treeâ€¦

By Davezilla 26 November, 2004Uncategorized12 Comments

14 year-old Thanksgiving memories

By Davezilla 25 November, 2004Observations23 Comments

Thuisrday, 11am dear deadjournal readers, this may be the last u hear from me. no, i promise no more suicide attempts. 3 years in a row and kurt cobain STILL hasn't contacted me. wanker. i'm sure u smell real good now, kurt. as good as courtney's ruby starfruit. lol!! i fear this is the end. it's thanksgiving today and my parent are dragging me to my enormous carpenter aunt's house for dinner. her food is sheer microwaved venom. i will surely perish. if so, please leave my ipod to kyle (*smooch*) and my hissing cockroach is to be let loose…

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By Davezilla 24 November, 2004Uncategorized25 Comments

In the Beginning, God created the hobbits and the dwarvesâ€¦

By Davezilla 23 November, 2004Observations38 Comments

Have you read about the ridiculous goings-on in Georgia schools? They are actually placing "evolution is a theory" stickers in science books? If not, here is the actual sticker being placed into high school science books (Yes, in this century). This textbook contains material on evolution. Evolution is a theory, not a fact, regarding the origin of living things. This material should be approached with an open mind, studied carefully, and critically considered. â€” SOURCE I have several problems with this. For one thing, never delude a child. For another, I get so tired of Creationists saying ridiculous things like,…

Overheard: Q’Doba Edition

By Davezilla 22 November, 2004Observations32 Comments

Was eating in a local Mexican chain and the New Age Hippie Beast next to me in line carried on the following conversation: Line Cook (LC): What would you like, Ma'am? New Age Hippie Beast (NAHB): I want â€¦ that vegetable grilled buh-meeta? LC: Fajita? NAHB: That's the one. LC: What kind of salsa would you like on it? NAHB: What kind do you have? LC: Mild, Medium, Hot and Corn Salsa. NAHB: I'll have Ranch. LC: We â€¦ don't have Ranch. NAHB: I saw the word Ranch somewhere. LC: Here? NAHB: Maybe it was at home. LC: OK, well…