What is it?

Stair Cozy?My neighbors are, for lack of a better term, fucking insane. Their latest venture? Well I’m not quite sure what this is.

I have a few guesses.

  1. Stairwell Cozy
  2. The latest piece by Christo’s dwarf brother, Crusto
  3. Second place winner in the 1974 Ugly Scarf Competition
  4. The curtains for Staircase Puppet Theatre
  5. A hot mitt in case the action on the stairs gets too hot to handle

And your guess is?


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  • fenix020387

    its a cushion to protect guys when they slide down the banister!

  • Hobbit

    It’s a new style of bib.

    Only for the most stylish of babies, of course.

  • kismet

    Damn you fenix020387, I was going to say it was a Ball pad.

  • jen

    Well, it certainly doesn’t belong on the bannister! It’s the latest in edible, crotchless, leg-warmer-bodysuit gear…for men.

  • Esther

    Midget poncho?

  • tian

    It is one of those ultra trendy iPod carrier case that has been split open as a message to the owner: if you don’t share your music, next time, the iPod gets it…

    ps. piracy is wrong, blah blah blah…

  • tian

    oh, the real answer: it is a neck scarf. You loop it around your neck and stick the end through the hole.

    It is for people that are either too lazy or too stupid to figure out how to do a pretzel tie with their scarves.

  • wantwit

    jen took mine. :dead:

  • ReV.JeLLyBaBy

    Ahhhh!

    Albanian “crotchless” love stockings……..

    I think they like you Dave……..

    I think they like you a lot…….

    😕

  • frisko

    I think I would rather see the “ugly thingy” on the stairs than the neighbors danties hanging there to dry.

    Maybe it’s a winter tub warmer for their daughter

  • Mandy

    Maybe the stairs were cold, Dave. 😛

  • Davezilla

    Natalie also suggested to me that it was a sweater with a tie hole, as Tian commented above. If so, it was sized for a dwarf with a pencil neck. It’s 22″ (55cm) long. Not much coverage. 😕

  • rust

    When I saw the photograph, I thought immediately of all those “penis cozies” my first wife knitted for me. Of course, I never used them, they were always too small.

  • Esther

    tian said: You loop it around your neck and stick the end through the hole.

    My first thought was ‘Which end?’ :wtf:

  • Somebaudy

    two words : stair sock

  • Artchick

    My grandmother has one like that which is very short – it looks too short to fit her, though it isn’t. She keeps one because tying a regular scarf is very difficult for her to do with arthritis in her fingers. Makes sense to me.

    So, apparantly the stairwell has arthritis and needs to keep it’s neck warm. It’s all very simple.

  • Monday

    Obviously it’s a new fangled Cockscarf. Now available at Old Navy! 😮

  • Dan Martin

    I think it may be an off-shoot religon based on the ill-fated Heavens gate group that believes keeping staircase bannisters warm will bring them into the after-life when the comet comes.

    Don’t want to know what else they do with it!

  • Dan Martin

    …or Toolbag cushion for sliding down the rail.

  • Natalie

    A scarf with an identity crisis, obviously.

    You know, there really is no excuse for ugly variegated yarn, either.

  • Nikki

    “…available at Old Navy!” I obviously need to give that store another look.

  • simoon

    “Display Case” of sorts… for men. Really ugly aesthetics, though. Don’t know how it will go with the decor, boys!

  • TinaMarie

    Oh for Christsakes! Haven’t you people ever seen a knitted loincloth with a fly? 🙄

  • mikeB

    Good call, Tina.

  • Cheap Date

    The hole in that vented loin cloth is WAY too big for my ex boyfriend to wear! :limp: 😳

  • wookiee

    Crocheted chaps, hung to dry.

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