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Caption Time #114

By Davezilla 25 May, 2006Caption Time47 Comments

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By Davezilla 24 May, 2006Uncategorized41 Comments

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By Davezilla 23 May, 2006Observations33 Comments

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Caption Time #113

By Davezilla 22 May, 2006Caption Time35 Comments

(Normally I would never run two Caption Times in a row, but when I saw the frog, I couldn't help myself)

Caption Time #112

By Davezilla 21 May, 2006Caption Time28 Comments

Note to Self, No. 6,013

By Davezilla 20 May, 2006Observations30 Comments

Buy headphones and close the windows at night. The girl next door is a bit of a screamer in bed. Sounded like two raccoons fighting over a pecan pie.

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By Davezilla 19 May, 2006Observations35 Comments

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By Davezilla 17 May, 2006Observations39 Comments

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By Davezilla 16 May, 2006Uncategorized27 Comments

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By Davezilla 15 May, 2006Uncategorized46 Comments

Have the movie theatre experience at home

By Davezilla 14 May, 2006Observations26 Comments

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