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So mark the con of Dan

23 May, 200633 Comments

So mark the con of Dan

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33 Comments

  1. family jules
    23 May, 2006,

    And the mark of the beast is SiX-X-X SiX-X-X SiX-X-X. I can just imagine what the beast will be.

  2. Tina Marie
    23 May, 2006,

    I want to know just what part of his body the monk beats in this version. 🙄

  3. JFLY
    23 May, 2006,

    Storyline: Hugh Heffner has left secret messages in Playboy magazine…men everywhere scrutinize the centerfolds in search of the truth. :boob: :boob:

  4. Spud
    23 May, 2006,

    He did? he has? jeezez…

    :geek:

  5. Lung the Younger
    23 May, 2006,

    Yeah, I even heard that some of the Egyptian Nag Hammadi papyrus fragments were stuck together and others had staples in them.

  6. Quin
    23 May, 2006,

    Re: the Million Crystal Body — we’re really supposed to believe that this model is going to lounge around covered in little crystals until someone eventually buys the millionth one? (As opposed to, say, all the pictures already having been taken during the process of covering her, then being revealed on the site in reverse order…)

  7. Ace
    23 May, 2006,

    The man in the white cap is a decendant of the Lusty Lady!!

  9. Cindy
    23 May, 2006,

    Why, exactly, would they need a hotline? :wtf:

  10. Craig
    23 May, 2006,

    Ummmm, why is Cheech hanging outside that place? Where is Chong?

  11. Simon7
    23 May, 2006,

    If this stars Mr Dan Akroyd in ANY form of kinkiness, then I’m going to throw up.

  12. Bjorn Freeh
    23 May, 2006,

    Da Kinki Code starring The Moaning Lisa…

  13. Meagan
    23 May, 2006,

    “I need a condom, fast!” :wang:

  14. Mjaz
    23 May, 2006,

    [Comment ID #54180 will be quoted here]

    …A full body condom…

    As for glitter-chick.. why would anyone care enough to see her exposed? The virtual world is full of naked chicks. Not being a guy or lesbian, I can’t say for certain, but that one doesn’t seem worth all the trouble…

  15. Cynical Villian
    23 May, 2006,

    give this movie an Oscar, a Woodie, or a Pornie. It’s a 4 dong movie. :wang: :wang: :wang: :wang: It has plot, story, great dialogue and a surprize ending that will keep you at the edge of your seat…or bed. Coming this summer, this soon!

  16. Da Popster
    23 May, 2006,

    Didn’t take the porn industry long to cap on the movie, wonder how long (?) it took ? 😈

  17. scamper95
    23 May, 2006,

    [Comment ID #54105 will be quoted here] Most likly jail again.

  18. mikeme
    23 May, 2006,

    Don’t suppose they know the ZIP code? 😛

  19. Cynical Villian
    23 May, 2006,

    [Comment ID #54266 will be quoted here]

    60 minutes, 31 retakes, 3 bottles of astroglide, and 21 fluffers.

  20. miss tickle
    23 May, 2006,

    [Comment ID #54179 will be quoted here]

    LaMo very clever freesh 😆

  21. miss tickle
    23 May, 2006,

    [Comment ID #54179 will be quoted here]

    LaMo very clever freesh :wtf:

  22. Nag on the Lake
    23 May, 2006,

    I’m Canadian so I know you love me. I just want to know why your blog is so hard to read. Do you want to discourage all but the pure of heart or something like that?

  23. Bjorn Freeh
    23 May, 2006,

    The Lusty Lady is open during construction?!? How are they getting any work out of the construction workers?

    Hard hats must be worn in this area… :wtf:

  24. Eliztric
    23 May, 2006,

    What an absurd way of making money – covering a beautiful woman with Swarovski – I can hear it now, as if she’s not naturally pretty enough – “Let’s dump some expensive glitter on her!”

    I would like to meet the person who instigated this and ram the heel of my palm into their nose. As if the world needed any more silly gimmicks…!

    Ah, well. At least their product is pretty to look at…

  25. dawn
    23 May, 2006,

    omg – sooo glad I’m not that model…over 1100 crystals purchased and they’ve barely uncovered a fourth of her face! She’s gonna have to stand like that for months :wtf:

  26. Master Solace
    23 May, 2006,

    [Comment ID #54278 will be quoted here]

    They get a free viewing after their shifts are over

  27. Driver
    23 May, 2006,

    [Comment ID #54378 will be quoted here]

    Then they will have hard heads :wang: :wtf:

  28. Mandy
    23 May, 2006,

    I suspect Mary is not a virgin for long in that version. :wang:

  29. mikeB
    23 May, 2006,

    Brilliant anagram, Dave

  31. Paige
    24 May, 2006,

    Do we get to see Tom Hanks naked????? :limp:

  32. Meagan
    24 May, 2006,

    [Comment ID #54858 will be quoted here]

    Eeewww! Don’t give me the mental picture!

    :puke:

  33. Drusky
    24 May, 2006,

    [Comment ID #53989 will be quoted here]
    Come on now, we just read it for the articles! It’s not our fault if the magazine just happens to fall open to the centerfold when we grab it…
    😈

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