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  • family jules

    And the mark of the beast is SiX-X-X SiX-X-X SiX-X-X. I can just imagine what the beast will be.

  • Tina Marie

    I want to know just what part of his body the monk beats in this version. ๐Ÿ™„

  • JFLY

    Storyline: Hugh Heffner has left secret messages in Playboy magazine…men everywhere scrutinize the centerfolds in search of the truth. :boob: :boob:

  • Spud

    He did? he has? jeezez…

    :geek:

  • Lung the Younger

    Yeah, I even heard that some of the Egyptian Nag Hammadi papyrus fragments were stuck together and others had staples in them.

  • Quin

    Re: the Million Crystal Body รขโ‚ฌโ€ we’re really supposed to believe that this model is going to lounge around covered in little crystals until someone eventually buys the millionth one? (As opposed to, say, all the pictures already having been taken during the process of covering her, then being revealed on the site in reverse order…)

  • Ace

    The man in the white cap is a decendant of the Lusty Lady!!

  • Sandra Dee

    SHUT YOUR MOUTH. That is too funny.

  • Cindy

    Why, exactly, would they need a hotline? :wtf:

  • Craig

    Ummmm, why is Cheech hanging outside that place? Where is Chong?

  • Simon7

    If this stars Mr Dan Akroyd in ANY form of kinkiness, then I’m going to throw up.

  • Bjorn Freeh

    Da Kinki Code starring The Moaning Lisa…

  • Meagan

    “I need a condom, fast!” :wang:

  • Mjaz

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    …A full body condom…

    As for glitter-chick.. why would anyone care enough to see her exposed? The virtual world is full of naked chicks. Not being a guy or lesbian, I can’t say for certain, but that one doesn’t seem worth all the trouble…

  • Cynical Villian

    give this movie an Oscar, a Woodie, or a Pornie. It’s a 4 dong movie. :wang: :wang: :wang: :wang: It has plot, story, great dialogue and a surprize ending that will keep you at the edge of your seat…or bed. Coming this summer, this soon!

  • Da Popster

    Didn’t take the porn industry long to cap on the movie, wonder how long (?) it took ? ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

  • scamper95

    [Comment ID #54105 will be quoted here] Most likly jail again.

  • mikeme

    Don’t suppose they know the ZIP code? ๐Ÿ˜›

  • Cynical Villian

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    60 minutes, 31 retakes, 3 bottles of astroglide, and 21 fluffers.

  • miss tickle

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    LaMo very clever freesh ๐Ÿ˜†

  • miss tickle

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    LaMo very clever freesh :wtf:

  • Nag on the Lake

    I’m Canadian so I know you love me. I just want to know why your blog is so hard to read. Do you want to discourage all but the pure of heart or something like that?

  • Bjorn Freeh

    The Lusty Lady is open during construction?!? How are they getting any work out of the construction workers?

    Hard hats must be worn in this area… :wtf:

  • Eliztric

    What an absurd way of making money – covering a beautiful woman with Swarovski – I can hear it now, as if she’s not naturally pretty enough – “Let’s dump some expensive glitter on her!”

    I would like to meet the person who instigated this and ram the heel of my palm into their nose. As if the world needed any more silly gimmicks…!

    Ah, well. At least their product is pretty to look at…

  • dawn

    omg – sooo glad I’m not that model…over 1100 crystals purchased and they’ve barely uncovered a fourth of her face! She’s gonna have to stand like that for months :wtf:

  • Master Solace

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    They get a free viewing after their shifts are over

  • Driver

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    Then they will have hard heads :wang: :wtf:

  • Mandy

    I suspect Mary is not a virgin for long in that version. :wang:

  • mikeB

    Brilliant anagram, Dave

  • Master Solace

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    Exactly… ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

  • Paige

    Do we get to see Tom Hanks naked????? :limp:

  • Meagan

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    Eeewww! Don’t give me the mental picture!

    :puke:

  • Drusky

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    Come on now, we just read it for the articles! It’s not our fault if the magazine just happens to fall open to the centerfold when we grab it…
    ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

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