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Fuck the Detroit News

Detroit News? Time to train your telemarketers some manners

Posted by By Davezilla 13 November, 2013Posted inObservations, wtf
At least one of the telemarketers, excuse me, consumer solutions experts that works for the Detroit News is a rude asshole. SOME BACKGROUND In June, a kid came by selling…
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I will take up two parking spaces. Deal with it.

I will take up two parking spaces. Deal with it.

Posted by By Davezilla 09 November, 2013Posted inObservations
This post originally appeared on Medium Thoughts on parking etiquette from an utter douchebag. Fellow Driver, I know I took up two parking spaces leaving you circling the lot like…
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More People We Can Safely Dislike, #25

Posted by By Davezilla 02 April, 2013Posted inObservations3 Comments
Jodi Arias supporters Twilight fans. Fuck all of you. Vampires don't sparkle. People who change their profile photo to reflect the latest meme, social cause or trend with no clue…
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People Who Need to Go Far, Far Away

Posted by By Davezilla 18 August, 2012Posted inObservations3 Comments
People who hit their brakes inexplicably when nothing is in front of them and they aren't speeding. People who use douchebag words like 'braggadocious' and 'YOLO' in everyday speech. The…
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Your Bass Speakers are AMAZING!

Posted by By Davezilla 04 July, 2011Posted inFunny Signs2 Comments
Via Oliver Chesler
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Product placement is everything, No. 2

Posted by By Davezilla 01 November, 2010Posted inwtf4 Comments
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Cat Carrier

Posted by By Davezilla 29 September, 2010Posted inObservations1 Comment
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Screw Tumblr. I’m back.

Posted by By Davezilla 20 July, 2010Posted inAnnouncements, Freaks16 Comments
Thought it was more fun to post quickly to Tumblr, but it's not fun to write on Tumblr and I have been itching to write again. And take my own…
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More People We Can Safely Dislike #23: Travel Edition

Posted by By Davezilla 27 August, 2009Posted inObservations12 Comments
Oh my readers, I have not abandoned you. I am working myself to death slowly. I've been in 5 states in four days. Anyway, all this travel got me hating…
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“So I’m a douchebag. So? So?”

Posted by By Davezilla 16 June, 2009Posted inFreaks14 Comments
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More people we can safely dislike #20

Posted by By Davezilla 14 April, 2009Posted inObservations18 Comments
Kids that dropped out of school because, "My teachah's ignernt." Clowns. Always clowns. Douchebags that tell their girlfriends they can't hang out with their guy friends, but they of course…
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Fuck Yeah!

Posted by By Davezilla 25 March, 2009Posted inFreaks25 Comments
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