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Detroit News? Time to train your telemarketers some manners
Observations, wtf

Detroit News? Time to train your telemarketers some manners

13 November, 201313 November, 2013

At least one of the telemarketers, excuse me, consumer solutions experts that works for the Detroit News is a rude asshole. SOME BACKGROUND In June, […]

I will take up two parking spaces. Deal with it.
Observations

I will take up two parking spaces. Deal with it.

09 November, 201307 November, 2013

This post originally appeared on Medium Thoughts on parking etiquette from an utter douchebag. Fellow Driver, I know I took up two parking spaces leaving […]

Observations

More People We Can Safely Dislike, #25

02 April, 201325 July, 2017

Jodi Arias supporters Twilight fans. Fuck all of you. Vampires don’t sparkle. People who change their profile photo to reflect the latest meme, social cause […]

Observations

People Who Need to Go Far, Far Away

18 August, 201215 November, 2012

People who hit their brakes inexplicably when nothing is in front of them and they aren’t speeding. People who use douchebag words like ‘braggadocious’ and […]

Funny Signs

Your Bass Speakers are AMAZING!

04 July, 201104 July, 2011

Via Oliver Chesler

wtf

Product placement is everything, No. 2

01 November, 201001 November, 2010
Observations

Cat Carrier

29 September, 201015 November, 2012
Announcements, Freaks

Screw Tumblr. I’m back.

20 July, 201020 July, 2010

Thought it was more fun to post quickly to Tumblr, but it’s not fun to write on Tumblr and I have been itching to write […]

Observations

More People We Can Safely Dislike #23: Travel Edition

27 August, 200925 July, 2017

Oh my readers, I have not abandoned you. I am working myself to death slowly. I’ve been in 5 states in four days. Anyway, all […]

Freaks

“So I’m a douchebag. So? So?”

16 June, 200916 June, 2009
Observations

More people we can safely dislike #20

14 April, 200925 July, 2017

Kids that dropped out of school because, “My teachah’s ignernt.” Clowns. Always clowns. Douchebags that tell their girlfriends they can’t hang out with their guy […]

Freaks

Fuck Yeah!

25 March, 200924 March, 2009

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